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Sitarro
12-26-2007, 11:18 AM
In England, where gun laws are extremely harsh, one has to be more creative to murder. This guy was able to come up with a novel way to murder his wife and another to kill himself...... where there is a will there will always be a way.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3095540.ece

Wife found dead under family's Christmas tree

Yepoka Yeebo and Dominic Kennedy
A retired businessman is believed to have killed his wife and left her body under the Christmas tree before driving his car off the road and fatally injuring himself.

Susan Goswell, 63, a retired teacher, may have been battered to death with one of her husband’s golf clubs. Roger Goswell, 66, a prominent amateur golfer, then apparently killed himself by driving a Smart car into a tree.

Villagers in the South Downs reacted with disbelief to the tale emerging from the country home of the peacefully retired couple from West Chiltington (population 3,500), near Pulborough, West Sussex.

Police were led to Mrs Goswell’s body after her husband drove into the tree half a mile from their home at 8.50pm on Sunday.

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Officers went to his address and became suspicious when nobody answered the door. They forced their way into the gated bungalow, set amid more than half an acre of land, and discovered the former teacher’s body among the tinsel, presents and decorations.

A source close to the investigation said: “We are working on the assumption that the husband killed his wife and then killed himself by driving his car into a tree.

“Officers initially went to the address to inform the occupants of the road traffic accident, but upon arrival they found a car in the drive but no answer at the door. So officers forced entry and found the body among Christmas decorations.”

Forensic science staff began an examination and Mrs Goswell’s body was kept at the murder scene until Christmas Eve. Some items were removed from the £700,000 home for closer examination. Last night two police vehicles were parked outside.

A single floral tribute lay at the entrance. A card attached read: “To a loving and devoted mother from all your children. We love you mum”.

Mr Goswell, said to have been retired for about ten years, appears to have taken his life by driving into a tree. The car failed to hit the tree with sufficient impact to kill him instantly and he was found dying behind the wheel. He was cut from the wreckage and was taken to Worthing Hospital where he was pronounced dead at 1am on Christmas Eve.

Hagbard Celine
12-26-2007, 11:28 AM
You mean you can kill someone with a heavy, blunt object? Whodathunkit?

Monkeybone
12-26-2007, 11:43 AM
by driving a Smart car into a tree

see, those cars aren't safe! give me the gas guzzling tank.

Sitarro
12-26-2007, 11:59 AM
You mean you can kill someone with a heavy, blunt object? Whodathunkit?

I think it depends on the club. If it was a driver, it could be classified as a blunt object but with the new titanium heads it is certainly not heavy. A sand wedge is blunt and heavy and would probably work in your assumption. The driver does have a longer shaft and with that leverage could reach a higher velocity but it also would be harder to swing in a small confined space such as a British living room. Either way, killing someone with a golf club had the same effect as with a handgun....... probably more suffering with the club though.

Hagbard Celine
12-26-2007, 12:35 PM
I think it depends on the club. If it was a driver, it could be classified as a blunt object but with the new titanium heads it is certainly not heavy. A sand wedge is blunt and heavy and would probably work in your assumption. The driver does have a longer shaft and with that leverage could reach a higher velocity but it also would be harder to swing in a small confined space such as a British living room. Either way, killing someone with a golf club had the same effect as with a handgun....... probably more suffering with the club though.

I think the gov't should ban blunt objects. Everything should be nerf foam.