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82Marine89
12-29-2007, 07:17 PM
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JohnDoe
12-29-2007, 07:19 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

shattered
12-29-2007, 07:20 PM
LMAO!

:slap:

That was naughty.

Yurt
12-29-2007, 07:26 PM
At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Shit!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."

Said1
12-29-2007, 07:34 PM
At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Shit!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."

Geez, you can't stay out as late as you want? Talk about whipped, Yurt. :laugh2:

82Marine89
12-29-2007, 07:58 PM
LMAO!

:slap:

That was naughty.

But honest. :cheers2:

jackass
12-29-2007, 08:33 PM
LOL...had to read it to the wife over the phone. :laugh2: