How to stop police harassment at your home

[typomaniac]

It just takes a few easy steps:

1. If you do not already have one, line your front lawn with a picket fence.
2. Locate two or more unarmed, off-duty police officers.
3. Kill them.
4. Remove their heads from their bodies.
5. Mount heads on pickets, preferably close to the front gate. (Don't forget to put their hats on.)
6. Repeat as desired, discarding any heads that are too decomposed.

The cops will be scared away, and you'll be free to do whatever you find the most fun! :D

[Abbey Marie]

Ooh! Will this work with Jehovah's Witnesses?

[manu1959]

Ooh! Will this work with Jehovah's Witnesses?

i used to like answering the door in my boxers with a beer.....

[nevadamedic]

i used to like answering the door in my boxers with a beer.....

I'd convert to a Jehovah's Witness if Abbey would answer her door in her boxers with a beer. :D

[Yurt]

I'd convert to a Jehovah's Witness if Abbey would answer her door in her boxers with a beer. :D

then she'd kick your ass for not being a man of conviction or belief....:laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

then she'd kick your ass for not being a man of conviction or belief....:laugh2:

Oh trust me, I would have conviction and belief ;)

[Hagbard Celine]

BS. If this worked I wouldn't be posting from inside the Georgia State Penitentiary.