PDA

View Full Version : Ersatz folk wisdom



typomaniac
01-11-2008, 04:32 PM
Add one if you've got one.


Ancient Oriental Proverb
It is better to be a liberal tiger than a conservative pussy.

dan
01-11-2008, 04:43 PM
He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Yurt
01-11-2008, 05:04 PM
Crowded elevator smell different to midget

manu1959
01-11-2008, 05:32 PM
paranoia is simply a heightened state of awareness....

Yurt
01-11-2008, 05:46 PM
a dead end has closure, but does closure have an end?

--Yurt

dan
01-11-2008, 06:44 PM
Man who walks into door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Said1
01-12-2008, 09:33 AM
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.