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manu1959
01-14-2008, 06:51 PM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Little-Acorn
01-14-2008, 07:08 PM
So when a woman calls me a Male Chauvinist Pig, now I can ask her to prove it?

manu1959
01-14-2008, 07:10 PM
So when a woman calls me a Male Chauvinist Pig, now I can ask her to prove it?

it say thirty minutes not 3................:poke::laugh2:

5stringJeff
01-14-2008, 07:11 PM
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

Actually, if the average human is 5 feet 6 inches tall, then jumping 350 times their length means they would be able to jump 642 yards, which is over six football fields.

manu1959
01-14-2008, 07:14 PM
Actually, if the average human is 5 feet 6 inches tall, then jumping 350 times their length means they would be able to jump 642 yards, which is over six football fields.

sorry the whole pig thing screwed me up.....:laugh2:

Little-Acorn
01-14-2008, 07:23 PM
it say thirty minutes not 3................:poke::laugh2:

Practice makes perfect.

manu1959
01-14-2008, 07:30 PM
Practice makes perfect.

ya got me there......carry on.....:wank2:

Kathianne
01-14-2008, 07:34 PM
I didn't know that polar bears had hands. How can they tell they are left handed?

jimnyc
01-14-2008, 07:37 PM
*Oink* *Oink* If I act like a pig will my orgasms last 30 minutes?

PostmodernProphet
01-14-2008, 08:36 PM
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

crap....having grown up on an Iowa hog farm, I regret to inform the more amused among you that the author of this article has never been close to a pig's orgasm....though it usually takes a boar 30 minutes or so to find the right position without help (there's a reason they don't have "hoggie" style in the karmasutra)....lasting thirty minutes had to have been the braggidacio of some second or third string boar wannabe......

Kathianne
01-14-2008, 08:43 PM
crap....having grown up on an Iowa hog farm, I regret to inform the more amused among you that the author of this article has never been close to a pig's orgasm....though it usually takes a boar 30 minutes or so to find the right position without help (there's a reason they don't have "hoggie" style in the karmasutra)....lasting thirty minutes had to have been the braggidacio of some second or third string boar wannabe......

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Dilloduck
01-14-2008, 09:01 PM
TTIWWOP :laugh2: