typomaniac
01-22-2008, 04:36 PM
A woman walks into a divorce lawyer’s office and tells the lawyer that she wants a divorce from her husband.
“Is he unfaithful?” the lawyer asked.
“Oh, no. I know him well enough to know that he never could have cheated on me in his life,” the woman responded.
“Does he abuse you?”
“Not at all. In fact, he always treats me very well.”
“Well, does he have any kind of addiction problem?”
“No, he doesn’t take drugs, he doesn’t smoke, he hardly ever drinks, and he’s not that interested in gambling.”
“I realize this might be a delicate question, ma’am, but is there any problem with your sex lives?”
“That’s all right: there’s no problem there at all. He’s great in bed.”
“Well, the court is going to want to know WHY you want to divorce him.”
“Because he wants to become a moron!” cried the woman in despair.
“How is he going to do that?”
“You know. Ring people’s doorbells and talk them into worshipping Mitt Romney.”
“Is he unfaithful?” the lawyer asked.
“Oh, no. I know him well enough to know that he never could have cheated on me in his life,” the woman responded.
“Does he abuse you?”
“Not at all. In fact, he always treats me very well.”
“Well, does he have any kind of addiction problem?”
“No, he doesn’t take drugs, he doesn’t smoke, he hardly ever drinks, and he’s not that interested in gambling.”
“I realize this might be a delicate question, ma’am, but is there any problem with your sex lives?”
“That’s all right: there’s no problem there at all. He’s great in bed.”
“Well, the court is going to want to know WHY you want to divorce him.”
“Because he wants to become a moron!” cried the woman in despair.
“How is he going to do that?”
“You know. Ring people’s doorbells and talk them into worshipping Mitt Romney.”