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actsnoblemartin
03-06-2008, 12:34 AM
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King Missile - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

actsnoblemartin
03-06-2008, 01:10 AM
Rick Dees - Disco Duck Extended Edition (freaking awesome)

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King Missile - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

dan
03-06-2008, 09:40 AM
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Dan Deacon - Crystal Cat

Dilloduck
03-06-2008, 09:45 AM
"Close to you"---- by Martin on bass.:laugh2:

Gadget (fmr Marine)
03-06-2008, 10:59 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that the title of this thread is absurd?

The weirdest song you have SEEN?

How about VIDEO? There is a difference, you know?

Check the Mike Nesmith movie Elephant Parts for some of the strangest images ever set to music.

Hagbard Celine
03-06-2008, 11:09 AM
I haven't really seen very many songs--except for that one time I dropped acid. I usually hear them.

manu1959
03-06-2008, 11:11 AM
pretty much any primus video......

Dilloduck
03-06-2008, 01:27 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that the title of this thread is absurd?

The weirdest song you have SEEN?

How about VIDEO? There is a difference, you know?

Check the Mike Nesmith movie Elephant Parts for some of the strangest images ever set to music.

It's Martin---what did you expect ? :laugh2: