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Pale Rider
04-07-2008, 10:03 PM
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and visit Indian casinos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Kathianne
04-07-2008, 10:04 PM
I'm guessing I'll get $300. I'll use it to pay down debt.

DragonStryk72
04-07-2008, 10:17 PM
I'm going to Ireland!

LiberalNation
04-07-2008, 10:22 PM
I'm not gettin one.

Pale Rider
04-07-2008, 10:23 PM
I'm not gettin one.

Didn't you work at all last year?

MtnBiker
04-07-2008, 10:24 PM
Didn't you work at all last year?

Her parents probably claimed her as a dependent.

Pale Rider
04-07-2008, 10:24 PM
I'm guessing I'll get $300. I'll use it to pay down debt.

As strange as this may sound, I guess paying down debt can be as much fun as just about anything else, depending on how you look at it.

Pale Rider
04-07-2008, 10:25 PM
Her parents probably claimed her as a dependent.

Would that knock her out of a check, even though she filed a tax return?

MtnBiker
04-07-2008, 10:28 PM
Would that knock her out of a check, even though she filed a tax return?

It seems so;


Are you eligible? The vast majority of people who file a 2007 income tax return qualify, and many who don't regularly file a tax return may qualify as well. You're eligible if you have a valid Social Security Number (SSN), can't be claimed as a dependent on a tax return and have either an income tax liability or "qualifying income" of at least $3,000. Qualifying income includes any combination of earned income and certain benefits from Social Security, Veterans Affairs or Railroad Retirement. Additional information is below, and a full legal description is available in Revenue Procedure 2008-21.

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179211,00.html

BoogyMan
04-07-2008, 10:32 PM
Mine is going on the final payments on my son's braces. I guess I am stimulating the checkbook of the family orthodontist.

MtnBiker
04-07-2008, 10:33 PM
Mine is going on the final payments on my son's braces. I guess I am stimulating the checkbook of the family orthodontist.

You are stimulating your son's smile. :D

LiberalNation
04-07-2008, 10:58 PM
Didn't you work at all last year?

I worked about 2 months during the summer but I didn't file a tax return cuz I didn't make enough too. My W-2s said the feds didn't take any out which was strange, thought they did, oh well, only made like $700.

LiberalNation
04-07-2008, 11:00 PM
It seems so;



http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179211,00.html

Yeah my parents claimed me I do believe. I'll hafta file for myself this year tho, wonder if they'll still claim me. I wana tax return as much as they're taking out of my check every payday.

Kathianne
04-07-2008, 11:04 PM
Yeah my parents claimed me I do believe. I'll hafta file for myself this year tho, wonder if they'll still claim me. I wana tax return as much as they're taking out of my check every payday.

Seriously, I dont' know your parents or you. I will say though that there were way too may amended 1040EZ's on my kids part, when it was way more beneficial for them to be claimed on me, due to my income. It may be different with you folks, if income is over 35k and no other kids at home? Check it out.

LiberalNation
04-07-2008, 11:05 PM
My brothers still out home. They might get more claiming me but I wouldn't see that money to spend on my own "extras".

Kathianne
04-07-2008, 11:09 PM
My brothers still out home. They might get more claiming me but I wouldn't see that money to spend on my own "extras".

I gave my kids any 'refunds' they would have gotten, out of the increased refund that I qualified for. On the other hand if they'd claim separate, they could not have qualified for what they got in grants. Under my tax umbrella, they got way more.

Like I said, talk to a tax expert.

manu1959
04-07-2008, 11:14 PM
i don't get one......:laugh2:

MtnBiker
04-07-2008, 11:58 PM
i don't get one......:laugh2:

You are already stimulating the economy quite well without the government check, thanks!

MtnBiker
04-08-2008, 12:00 AM
I gave my kids any 'refunds' they would have gotten, out of the increased refund that I qualified for. On the other hand if they'd claim separate, they could not have qualified for what they got in grants. Under my tax umbrella, they got way more.

Like I said, talk to a tax expert.

Kathianne is right, it mostly likely a greater financial gain by your parents using you as a dependent rather than you receiving a return. Think of it this way, you do not want the government having anymore money than is necessary.

LiberalNation
04-08-2008, 12:02 AM
Yeah but I want as much money to spend on my toys as necessary. Not like my parents wouldn't still take care of my food clothing shelter ect.

red states rule
04-08-2008, 08:18 AM
I worked about 2 months during the summer but I didn't file a tax return cuz I didn't make enough too. My W-2s said the feds didn't take any out which was strange, thought they did, oh well, only made like $700.

it makes sense. You did not pay any taxes so why should you get a tax rebate?

Classact
04-08-2008, 08:56 AM
it makes sense. You did not pay any taxes so why should you get a tax rebate?She didn't file properly, she should be able to get unearned income check of $1,000.00 plus the tax refund air drop present. The unearned income grand is available to all persons that worked at all regardless how much tax they paid, however it is taxable so it has to be reported in the 08 tax filing. Puerto Ricans don't pay any federal tax but pay SS/medicare and most qualify for the $1,000.00 unearned income because they fall into the tax giveaway created for the unortunate black folks that vote Democratic.

My wife is filing a federal tax return this year but we don't take the unearned tax refund but will use the airdrop tax refund to stimulate the economy towards funding our two boys 11th grade tutition.

Hagbard Celine
04-08-2008, 09:00 AM
I'm guessing I'll get $300. I'll use it to pay down debt.

That's what I'm going to do. I'll pay down a tad of the ol' credit card balance.

remie
04-08-2008, 09:03 AM
Kathianne is right, it mostly likely a greater financial gain by your parents using you as a dependent rather than you receiving a return. Think of it this way, you do not want the government having anymore money than is necessary.

That generally is true. I always claimed my kids and then cut them a check in the amount of the refund they would have recieved if they had filed on their own. Everybody wins.

Monkeybone
04-08-2008, 09:34 AM
I am buying a gun to appease the gun god and gun lust in my soul!

BANG BANG!

Trigg
04-08-2008, 01:30 PM
I'm sending my oldest to Finland to spend time with my sister and her twins.

Other than that, bills/taxes and summer camp for my daughter.

Monkeybone
04-08-2008, 01:41 PM
I'm sending my oldest to Finland to spend time with my sister and her twins.

Other than that, bills/taxes and summer camp for my daughter.

don't you mean your husbands rebate Trigg? oooohhhhhhh!!!! i went there!

j/k

Hagbard Celine
04-08-2008, 01:45 PM
That's what I'm going to do. I'll pay down a tad of the ol' credit card balance.

But just a tad. Having no debt would be un-American.

dan
04-08-2008, 01:53 PM
I'll either invest in a Wii or an XBOX 360. Or put it toward the as-yet-undetermined trip I'm planning on taking this summer.

Trigg
04-08-2008, 02:06 PM
don't you mean your husbands rebate Trigg? oooohhhhhhh!!!! i went there!

j/k

ha, ha, very funny.




Did he tell you to say that????????? If so he's gonna get smacked:slap:

Abbey Marie
04-08-2008, 02:14 PM
Most of it will go towards our daughter's college fund.

Some will go to:
1. Our church
2. This eminently worthy group: http://www.pfaw.org/pfaw/general/default.aspx?oid=7649

Abbey Marie
04-08-2008, 02:16 PM
I'll either invest in a Wii or an XBOX 360. Or put it toward the as-yet-undetermined trip I'm planning on taking this summer.

Sounds good, Dan. If I was single, and not a parent, I'd use it to travel, too.

TheStripey1
04-08-2008, 07:52 PM
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and visit Indian casinos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Excellent points, PR... and... are y'all aware that this check is actually an advance on your next year's return?

That's what my tax gal said when I asked about it... so anyone else hear that?

Monkeybone
04-09-2008, 09:12 AM
Excellent points, PR... and... are y'all aware that this check is actually an advance on your next year's return?

That's what my tax gal said when I asked about it... so anyone else hear that?

i had heard that is what they were trying to do Stripey and then they idea was killed. haven't heard anything else about it. so either it is true and they are just trying to keep it really under wraps or the motion was killed.

unless someone has a direct link/quote we won't know until we get our returns or they announce after we cash the checks. either way it'll be fun! yah!

Nukeman
04-09-2008, 09:45 AM
Excellent points, PR... and... are y'all aware that this check is actually an advance on your next year's return?

That's what my tax gal said when I asked about it... so anyone else hear that?
According to the IRS web sight it specificly states that it is NOT an advance on next years tax return...

At least the last time I checked, it has been a few weeks though and you know the gov't they could have changed their minds!!

dan
04-09-2008, 10:13 AM
Sounds good, Dan. If I was single, and not a parent, I'd use it to travel, too.

I'm considering either a trip to Chicago or to the NY/NJ area. I would have a place to stay for free in both areas, so the main expenses would be gas and personal spending money. And tolls, if I go to NJ, I guess.

Trigg
04-09-2008, 11:53 AM
I'm considering either a trip to Chicago or to the NY/NJ area. I would have a place to stay for free in both areas, so the main expenses would be gas and personal spending money. And tolls, if I go to NJ, I guess.

If I was going to spend it on a trip it would be Europe.



I'm now busily trying to convince hubby that we need to go to Ireland for our 20th next yr. :coffee:

Nukeman
04-09-2008, 11:55 AM
If I was going to spend it on a trip it would be Europe.



I'm now busily trying to convince hubby that we need to go to Ireland for our 20th next yr. :coffee:
Good luck with that one:laugh2:

why don't you take him somewhere warm and tropical:cheers2:

Trigg
04-09-2008, 12:03 PM
Good luck with that one:laugh2:

why don't you take him somewhere warm and tropical:cheers2:

Florida counts as warm and tropical.

It was high 80's and I saw palm trees.:poke:

Monkeybone
04-09-2008, 12:11 PM
Good luck with that one:laugh2:

why don't you take him somewhere warm and tropical:cheers2:

or give it to some kid you know that is about 23, lives in Warsaw, brown hair....

Nukeman
04-09-2008, 12:15 PM
or give it to some kid you know that is about 23, lives in Warsaw, brown hair....And needs a life?????????????????:coffee::laugh2::poke::slap:: cheers2:

LiberalNation
04-09-2008, 12:15 PM
If I had a check coming it would go towards buying a new bike. Thinking of getting a ninja 500.

Monkeybone
04-09-2008, 12:40 PM
And needs a life?????????????????:coffee::laugh2::poke::slap:: cheers2: ouch...sheesh.


If I had a check coming it would go towards buying a new bike. Thinking of getting a ninja 500.
blah...crotch rockets are stupid, yah they are fast...but why be an organ donor that young?

dan
04-09-2008, 12:42 PM
If I was going to spend it on a trip it would be Europe.



I'm now busily trying to convince hubby that we need to go to Ireland for our 20th next yr. :coffee:

Yeah, but the problem is that it'll cost me way, way more for a trip to Europe than Chicago or Jersey.

Monkeybone
04-09-2008, 12:44 PM
Yeah, but the problem is that it'll cost me way, way more for a trip to Europe than Chicago or Jersey.

everytime that i see "Jersey" all i can think of is the saying "Jersey girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up"

oooooohhhhh!!! i went there!

dan
04-09-2008, 01:43 PM
everytime that i see "Jersey" all i can think of is the saying "Jersey girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up"

oooooohhhhh!!! i went there!

I'll forgive you this time, since your signature is hilarious.:laugh2:

avatar4321
04-09-2008, 02:08 PM
nothing. i wont get one. i didnt make any money last year:(