theHawk
04-15-2008, 04:22 PM
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign
"FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars
came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all
stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl,
what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even
open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"DEMOCRATS" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.
sensing a good photo opportunity, Barack Hussein Obama called
his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign
and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans
and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Barack Hussein
Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all
these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving
away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all "REPUBLICAN" kittens."
Taken by surprise, Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me
that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign
"FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars
came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all
stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl,
what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even
open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"DEMOCRATS" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.
sensing a good photo opportunity, Barack Hussein Obama called
his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign
and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans
and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Barack Hussein
Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all
these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving
away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all "REPUBLICAN" kittens."
Taken by surprise, Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me
that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."