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LiberalNation
04-21-2008, 10:38 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer;_ylt=AjyMu3eL LByMiChfjdVdk74DW7oF

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Yurt
04-21-2008, 10:45 PM
what about sex or blowjobs

LiberalNation
04-21-2008, 10:47 PM
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Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations,"

manu1959
04-21-2008, 10:53 PM
i will live forever..............

LiberalNation
04-21-2008, 11:04 PM
Nah, the day shall come when even the best blue pills wont be enough.

actsnoblemartin
04-21-2008, 11:06 PM
i wonder if female masturbation prevents cervical cancer

gabosaurus
04-21-2008, 11:06 PM
I am sure Martin will be glad to hear this. :lmao:

manu1959
04-21-2008, 11:08 PM
Nah, the day shall come when even the best blue pills wont be enough.

not given the way my wife looks......

manu1959
04-21-2008, 11:09 PM
i wonder if female masturbation prevents cervical cancer

most cervical cancer is caused by a virus and can be prevented through innoculation.....

Yurt
04-21-2008, 11:25 PM
honey, i told you it wasn't just a ...job...you're saving my life....

manu1959
04-21-2008, 11:28 PM
honey, i told you it wasn't just a ...job...you're saving my life....

so when you get busted in the shower....just tell her that it is yours and you will wash it as fast as you like.....

actsnoblemartin
04-21-2008, 11:29 PM
yeah, i know but i found it funny


most cervical cancer is caused by a virus and can be prevented through innoculation.....

gabosaurus
04-21-2008, 11:35 PM
yeah, i know but i found it funny

This is why you never expect Jewish people to be funny. :laugh2:

Yurt
04-21-2008, 11:37 PM
so when you get busted in the shower....just tell her that it is yours and you will wash it as fast as you like.....

:lol: just polishing it so it shines honey

gabosaurus
04-21-2008, 11:41 PM
just polishing it so it shines honey

I thought that was her job...

Yurt
04-21-2008, 11:44 PM
I thought that was her job...

she has accumulated hard earned vacation

Mr. P
04-21-2008, 11:50 PM
:gives:..........:laugh2:

manu1959
04-21-2008, 11:54 PM
:lol: just polishing it so it shines honey

i prefer a spit shine myself.........

gabosaurus
04-22-2008, 12:07 AM
she has accumulated hard earned vacation

I hope that pun was intended... :laugh2:

DragonStryk72
04-22-2008, 12:10 AM
what about sex or blowjobs

Actually, there was a study a while back, which I saw through AOL that said that women who swallowed were less likely to develop cancer. I swear to god, I had to have read that article like three times, swearing I'd read it wrong.

actsnoblemartin
04-22-2008, 12:16 AM
I thought it was women who swallow were 3 times more likely to maintain their marriage :laugh2:


Actually, there was a study a while back, which I saw through AOL that said that women who swallowed were less likely to develop cancer. I swear to god, I had to have read that article like three times, swearing I'd read it wrong.

My Winter Storm
04-22-2008, 03:37 AM
Oh great, now all the hot blooded Aussie men will be jacking off all over the place!!

gabosaurus
04-22-2008, 08:31 AM
I thought it was women who swallow were 3 times more likely to maintain their marriage

In my world, men who don't ejaculate during oral sex are 10 times more likely to retain their penis.

Trigg
04-22-2008, 12:05 PM
In my world, men who don't ejaculate during oral sex are 10 times more likely to retain their penis.

aahhhh, isn't that kind of the point of the whole procedure????

Trigg
04-22-2008, 12:07 PM
Actually, there was a study a while back, which I saw through AOL that said that women who swallowed were less likely to develop cancer. I swear to god, I had to have read that article like three times, swearing I'd read it wrong.

Great, so now instead of hubby insisting I need more protein in my diet, he's going to start insisting that it'll save my life.



Let me guess, a man wrote the study.

DragonStryk72
04-22-2008, 01:36 PM
Great, so now instead of hubby insisting I need more protein in my diet, he's going to start insisting that it'll save my life.



Let me guess, a man wrote the study.

Lol, I have no idea, but I thought it added to the fun

Hagbard Celine
04-22-2008, 02:01 PM
Greatest. Headline. Ever.

Yurt
04-22-2008, 02:50 PM
I hope that pun was intended... :laugh2:

but of course


Actually, there was a study a while back, which I saw through AOL that said that women who swallowed were less likely to develop cancer. I swear to god, I had to have read that article like three times, swearing I'd read it wrong.

for the love of all that is good and mighty, find that article....


In my world, men who don't ejaculate during oral sex are 10 times more likely to retain their penis.

what planet are you from again?

Gadget (fmr Marine)
04-22-2008, 03:52 PM
http://www.extremenutrition.co.uk/news_and_articles/alternative_breast_cancer.php


Alternative Breast Cancer Prevention?
Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

Trigg
04-22-2008, 04:24 PM
http://www.extremenutrition.co.uk/news_and_articles/alternative_breast_cancer.php

Gee, I wonder how hard it was to find men willing to participate in that particular study.:laugh2:

midcan5
04-22-2008, 05:28 PM
Boys will be boys...

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

Yurt
04-23-2008, 12:35 AM
Boys will be boys...

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

:lalala:

avatar4321
04-23-2008, 05:41 PM
well looks like im dying of cancer.

manu1959
04-23-2008, 05:49 PM
well looks like im dying of cancer.

use your left hand it is less coordinated and feels like someone else is doing it....

Psychoblues
05-09-2008, 11:00 PM
Cute