darin
02-28-2007, 10:44 AM
This happens to be the second time I've typed this:
Was dropping off my car for service yesterday when by some fluke the service manager got on the topic of Politics...
Ninny-Service Manager: You see they almost got Cheney the other day?
dmp: Well, not 'almost' - but yeah...too close.
Ninny-Service Manager: I wish they would have GOT his ass!
dmp: Wha? Why?
Ninny-Service Manager: Because he and the president are getting our soldiers killed
dmp: Don't you think it's the largely-Iranian TERRORISTS who are doing the killing?
Ninny-Service Manager: Well they got us involved!
dmp: So you wish the VICE PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES would have been KILLED because you don't agree with the war? That's a bit EXTREME isn't it?
Ninny-Service Manager: Yup - and Bush too! He should be taken out! He LIED to get us into this war JUST BECAUSE they threatened his Daddy!
dmp: Now that just doesn't even make SENSE, and you know it. What did The President LIE about?
Ninny-Service Manager: We aint found no [sic] WMDS!
dmp: The President never said Iraq HAD WMDs...He said we are going to war to ENSURE Saddam doesn't have WMDs. But isn't that a GOOD thing? Isn't it GOOD that Saddam - the MADMAN - was lying to the world?
Ninny-Service Manager: But He didn't HAVE any! Bush said...
dmp: Wait a minute...Bush said we THINK he has WMDs. Clinton - both male and female said they THINK he has WMDs. John Kerry said he thinks Saddam had WMDs. ALL of FREE EUROPE said he had WMDs...HELL...even SADDAM said he had WMDs. Saddam was told by the UN to PROVE HE DID NOT have WMDs. He failed to do so - So our President and others PROVED it.
Ninny-Service Manager: Yeah! and THEY are all gone or pulling out!
dmp: That tells me OUR President has enough SACK to keep fighting - and NEVER give up on the People of Iraq. That's noble.
Ninny-Service Manager: Well this all boils down to dollars. And oil.
dmp: I thought it was about Bush being mad "they" wanted to kill his dad?
Ninny-Service Manager: Bush just wants money for his oil buddies. Bush and Cheney.
dmp: Oh - So now it's about OIL eh? Well, Bush is a MISERABLE Failure then. Because if he wanted to get IRAQI oil to his AMERICAN oil buddies, we wouldn't be paying $3 per gallon for gas now, would we? Did you know Iraq - using it's OIL REVENUE recently paid of MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of dollars of international debt? WE aren't getting Iraqi Oil revenue - Iraq is getting it. So maybe that is the point - Us being there to help Iraq keep it's oil out of the hands of terror groups and countries. Maybe you're on to something eh?
Ninny-Service Manager: Well, I'm a disabled Veteran and there is NO way I could support this war!
dmp: Thanks for your service! I too happen to be a disabled Vet and I'd give my LEFT TESTICLE for the chance to stand side-by-side our BRAVE Soldiers and be a part of something BIG like what's going on in Iraq. I'd GLADLY sacrifice MORE of my life and my body for the sake of my God, My Nation, Democracy, and the GOOD people of Iraq.
Ninny-Service Manager: Better YOU than me!
dmp: Maybe that's true. Maybe people like me ARE better than people like you...
With that, the phone rang and he went to answer. Over his shoulder another worker there was pointing at me and giving me a BIG thumbs up. :)
Was dropping off my car for service yesterday when by some fluke the service manager got on the topic of Politics...
Ninny-Service Manager: You see they almost got Cheney the other day?
dmp: Well, not 'almost' - but yeah...too close.
Ninny-Service Manager: I wish they would have GOT his ass!
dmp: Wha? Why?
Ninny-Service Manager: Because he and the president are getting our soldiers killed
dmp: Don't you think it's the largely-Iranian TERRORISTS who are doing the killing?
Ninny-Service Manager: Well they got us involved!
dmp: So you wish the VICE PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES would have been KILLED because you don't agree with the war? That's a bit EXTREME isn't it?
Ninny-Service Manager: Yup - and Bush too! He should be taken out! He LIED to get us into this war JUST BECAUSE they threatened his Daddy!
dmp: Now that just doesn't even make SENSE, and you know it. What did The President LIE about?
Ninny-Service Manager: We aint found no [sic] WMDS!
dmp: The President never said Iraq HAD WMDs...He said we are going to war to ENSURE Saddam doesn't have WMDs. But isn't that a GOOD thing? Isn't it GOOD that Saddam - the MADMAN - was lying to the world?
Ninny-Service Manager: But He didn't HAVE any! Bush said...
dmp: Wait a minute...Bush said we THINK he has WMDs. Clinton - both male and female said they THINK he has WMDs. John Kerry said he thinks Saddam had WMDs. ALL of FREE EUROPE said he had WMDs...HELL...even SADDAM said he had WMDs. Saddam was told by the UN to PROVE HE DID NOT have WMDs. He failed to do so - So our President and others PROVED it.
Ninny-Service Manager: Yeah! and THEY are all gone or pulling out!
dmp: That tells me OUR President has enough SACK to keep fighting - and NEVER give up on the People of Iraq. That's noble.
Ninny-Service Manager: Well this all boils down to dollars. And oil.
dmp: I thought it was about Bush being mad "they" wanted to kill his dad?
Ninny-Service Manager: Bush just wants money for his oil buddies. Bush and Cheney.
dmp: Oh - So now it's about OIL eh? Well, Bush is a MISERABLE Failure then. Because if he wanted to get IRAQI oil to his AMERICAN oil buddies, we wouldn't be paying $3 per gallon for gas now, would we? Did you know Iraq - using it's OIL REVENUE recently paid of MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of dollars of international debt? WE aren't getting Iraqi Oil revenue - Iraq is getting it. So maybe that is the point - Us being there to help Iraq keep it's oil out of the hands of terror groups and countries. Maybe you're on to something eh?
Ninny-Service Manager: Well, I'm a disabled Veteran and there is NO way I could support this war!
dmp: Thanks for your service! I too happen to be a disabled Vet and I'd give my LEFT TESTICLE for the chance to stand side-by-side our BRAVE Soldiers and be a part of something BIG like what's going on in Iraq. I'd GLADLY sacrifice MORE of my life and my body for the sake of my God, My Nation, Democracy, and the GOOD people of Iraq.
Ninny-Service Manager: Better YOU than me!
dmp: Maybe that's true. Maybe people like me ARE better than people like you...
With that, the phone rang and he went to answer. Over his shoulder another worker there was pointing at me and giving me a BIG thumbs up. :)