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manu1959
05-01-2008, 12:15 PM
My husband,
being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day
so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a
good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin' red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass