buy a girl a drink.........

[manu1959]

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine, who's sitting by herself...

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'

Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'

Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

Maxine: 'No, they spread.

[Trigg]

Unfortunately, for the man, Maxine can really drink him under the table and this is just her way of getting the poor schmuck to buy her drinks all night.