manu1959
03-01-2007, 07:07 PM
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion
>
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between them for a few seconds "
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
> "How long will this take?" I asked.
>
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
> stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
> breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without
> missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
> again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> straw.
>
> Stupid, stupid man
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion
>
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between them for a few seconds "
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
> "How long will this take?" I asked.
>
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
> stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
> breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without
> missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
> again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> straw.
>
> Stupid, stupid man