Yurt
05-26-2008, 03:51 PM
Three Women,two Younger And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.
The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
'that Was My Pager ,she Said.
I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.'
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.
The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear.
When She Finished,she Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone ,i Have A Microchip In My Hand.'
The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech.
Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Older Woman Finally Said......... ' Well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax '
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.
The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
'that Was My Pager ,she Said.
I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.'
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.
The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear.
When She Finished,she Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone ,i Have A Microchip In My Hand.'
The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech.
Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Older Woman Finally Said......... ' Well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax '