wishes

[Yurt]

Three women were trapped on a desert island. During a search of their surroundings, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and before their eyes a genie condenses from a screen of smoke and says;

"Thank you for freeing me from my prison. In return, i will grant you each one wish."

The first woman thinks for a while and replies;
"I wish i were a hundred times smarter."

The genie grants her wish and she realises that with some stamina and endurance training, she would be able to swim back to the mainland; so she trains up and swims to safety.

Seeing this, the second woman turns to the genie and says;
"I wish i were a thousand times smarter!"

The genie grants her wish too, and she realises that, with the dense vegetation on the island, she could build herself a raft and paddle herself back to the mainland. So she gathers the necessary materials, puts together a servicable raft, and sails to safety.

The third woman, after watching her friends escape back to civilization, says to the genie;
"Yeah, well screw those guys, i wish i were a MILLION times smarter!"

The Genie fixes her with a skeptical look;
"A million times smarter?"

"Thats right, you heard me, a MILLION times smarter!" She retorts.

The third woman then turns into a man and walks across the bridge.