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gabosaurus
06-08-2008, 01:48 AM
We really like you and we totally approve of the way you run this board. To show our appreciation, we all chipped in and bought you a present. Hope you "enjoy" it.

http://i31.tinypic.com/2heee13.jpg
jimnyc
06-08-2008, 10:38 AM
No doubt, Heidi is pretty and has a nice body. But she's got fake boobies and I generally can't stand her. She's another one of the media attention whores. But I still like to look!
jackass
06-08-2008, 12:59 PM
Wow...I have no idea who she is....! :poke:
Mr. P
06-08-2008, 01:18 PM
Fake boobs and legs crossed like she gotta pee...:laugh2:

I don't know who she is either, JA.
glockmail
06-08-2008, 01:44 PM
She looks good from the belly button on up.
Noir
06-08-2008, 01:56 PM
i think she looks horrid from the toes up
Abbey Marie
06-08-2008, 07:47 PM
Her arms and legs make her look spastic. Weird fake boob placement, too. Gabs, I know you can do better; Jim is kind of a connoisseur.
manu1959
06-08-2008, 08:07 PM
yummy.......
jimnyc
06-08-2008, 08:13 PM
Jim is kind of a connoisseur.

http://www.steamystars.com/news5/atkinson3.jpg

http://www.steamystars.com/news7/swanepoel6.jpg
Noir
06-08-2008, 08:16 PM
All whores the lot of them, yuk
glockmail
06-08-2008, 08:19 PM
All whores the lot of them, yuk
I doubt they'd ever sold it.
diuretic
06-09-2008, 03:55 AM
All whores the lot of them, yuk

You haven't seen too many whores have you? :laugh2:
Noir
06-09-2008, 04:02 AM
To the contrary. I've seen 4 on this page alone.
diuretic
06-09-2008, 06:14 AM
To the contrary. I've seen 4 on this page alone.

Oooookay......
glockmail
06-09-2008, 07:46 AM
Back to the OP:

Here's a return favor, jimmy boy!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V268106.jpg
Psychoblues
06-20-2008, 04:40 PM
If it has tits or tires you're subject to have a lot of problems with it.

Originally overheard from the mouth of an unknown Air Force Sergeant
Yurt
06-20-2008, 07:40 PM
If it has tits or tires you're subject to have a lot of problems with it.

Originally overheard from the mouth of an unknown Air Force Sergeant

well that explains you with the tire around your waist :laugh2:
Psychoblues
06-20-2008, 08:20 PM
????????




well that explains you with the tire around your waist :laugh2:

I must've just missed it. You trying to be a comedian, yuk? Keep your day gig.
Yurt
06-20-2008, 08:32 PM
????????





I must've just missed it. You trying to be a comedian, yuk? Keep your day gig.

no problem, like my day job... let me explain the joke to you:


tires you're subject to have a lot of problems with it.

part of your post, follow me now, tires, following....

i made a joke about the tire around your waist, a common joke in the US regarding those of "weighty" proportions, e.g., tire around your waste....

....problems with it... that explains you

if you like, i can make the joke more simple so you can understand...
Psychoblues
06-20-2008, 08:46 PM
Oh, so you are turning a joke about tires and tits into a joke about overweight and then trying to explain it as somehow innocent but excusing it as an oversight?

I'm not overweight in any obvious way, yuk. But I do keep my penis wrapped around my waist, sheesh wut a wus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wut was that you were saying about tires and tits?
Sitarro
06-20-2008, 08:51 PM
If it has tits or tires you're subject to have a lot of problems with it.

Originally overheard from the mouth of an unknown Air Force Sergeant

I've always followed the credo ............. If it flies, fucks or floats, it's better to rent than to buy.:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::cool:
Psychoblues
06-20-2008, 09:19 PM
That is really surprising coming from you, zero.



I've always followed the credo ............. If it flies, fucks or floats, it's better to rent than to buy.:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::cool:

I once had a fairly comprehensive talk with someone very close to you and she is certainly not aware that you feel that way at all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or, were you just joking?:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Yurt
06-20-2008, 09:27 PM
Oh, so you are turning a joke about tires and tits into a joke about overweight and then trying to explain it as somehow innocent but excusing it as an oversight?

I'm not overweight in any obvious way, yuk. But I do keep my penis wrapped around my waist, sheesh wut a wus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wut was that you were saying about tires and tits?

:lol: freak
Psychoblues
06-20-2008, 09:33 PM
Thanks, yuk!!!!!!!!!




:lol: freak

But I was only just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I ever tell why I wear cowboy boots?