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darin
06-17-2008, 07:54 AM
with a photo.

She's been saying how 'fat' she's getting...

Women are crazy. And, seems at least one paints while wearing a sports bra. :D

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1188&stc=1&d=1213707247
glockmail
06-17-2008, 07:57 AM
"C wat u bn msn?":lol:

The licking pussy in the background says a lot as well.
actsnoblemartin
06-17-2008, 08:05 AM
hahahaha


with a photo.

She's been saying how 'fat' she's getting...

Women are crazy.

you just figured this out :laugh2:

And, seems at least one paints while wearing a sports bra. :D

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1188&stc=1&d=1213707247
crin63
06-17-2008, 08:09 AM
My first wife looks about like that but its from all the meth she puts up her nose and week long benders (according to her dad) she goes on.
BBA
06-17-2008, 08:10 AM
And, seems at least one paints while wearing a sports bra. :D

You mean you don't?
darin
06-17-2008, 08:11 AM
You mean you don't?

No. I wear a Borat swim suit. :)
Trigg
06-17-2008, 04:18 PM
No. I wear a Borat swim suit. :)

Thanks for the visual. :slap:
emmett
06-19-2008, 09:31 PM
with a photo.

She's been saying how 'fat' she's getting...

Women are crazy. And, seems at least one paints while wearing a sports bra. :D

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1188&stc=1&d=1213707247

Damn! How bad could it have been man?
Hagbard Celine
06-19-2008, 10:45 PM
No. I wear a Borat swim suit. :)

Damn playa. You aren't thinking about going Mormon on us are you? :poke:

I've got to tell you, it would've crossed my mind if I were you :laugh:
PostmodernProphet
06-20-2008, 05:40 AM
I don't know.....strikes me that an "ex" wife sending pictures like that means she wishes she wasn't an "ex" wife.....
darin
06-20-2008, 07:04 AM
She's my first wife. Not my ex. :)
PostmodernProphet
06-20-2008, 08:21 AM
uhh......okay.....does that mean "second wife" is just a reserved option at the moment?.......
darin
06-20-2008, 08:41 AM
Not so much. Just means this is my first wife. Someday I might have a 2nd wife (not an additional, but a replacement) for whatever reason. It's just a silly way of saying 'my wife'. Nothing to be read into. :)
hjmick
06-20-2008, 09:43 AM
Just leaving your options open...so to speak.
darin
06-20-2008, 09:46 AM
Not even that. My only option is to 'her'. :)
Monkeybone
06-20-2008, 10:05 AM
Not so much. Just means this is my first wife. Someday I might have a 2nd wife (not an additional, but a replacement) for whatever reason. It's just a silly way of saying 'my wife'. Nothing to be read into. :)

well i am glad that i didn't post anything that i would be ashamed of then. whew..that was a close call
darin
06-20-2008, 10:10 AM
well i am glad that i didn't post anything that i would be ashamed of then. whew..that was a close call


LMAO :) No worries whatsoever. I'm not a guy who lets stuff bother him. One guy looked at a pic of my wife, not knowing it was my wife, and said something like "Good God, i'd tear that shit UP!!"

I said "Trust me...she's pretty damn good..."
:D
Monkeybone
06-20-2008, 10:11 AM
LMAO :) No worries whatsoever. I'm not a guy who lets stuff bother him. One guy looked at a pic of my wife, not knowing it was my wife, and said something like "Good God, i'd tear that shit UP!!"

I said "Trust me...she's pretty damn good..."
:D

hahaha gotcha.

it was something along the lines of "why isn't there a motorboating smiley".
darin
06-20-2008, 10:18 AM
HA :)

We should make one. Cuz I'd like to motoboat those babies, too... (sigh). It's been a long time.
midcan5
06-20-2008, 10:29 AM
It may have been DH Lawrence who said it, but I have always loved the paradoxical comment that friendship was impossible with a woman because of sex.


"Women are quite capable of entering into a friendship with a man, but to keep it going that takes a little physical antipathy as well." Friedrich Nietzsche
Monkeybone
06-20-2008, 10:31 AM
HA :)

We should make one. Cuz I'd like to motoboat those babies, too... (sigh). It's been a long time.

hahahaha

um..sorry...you could be single like poor Monkeybone...he has to pay for his boobies...(sighs as well) hahaha
Monkeybone
06-20-2008, 10:32 AM
It may have been DH Lawrence who said it, but I have always loved the paradoxical comment that friendship was impossible with a woman because of sex.


"Women are quite capable of entering into a friendship with a man, but to keep it going that takes a little physical antipathy as well." Friedrich Nietzsche

i can be friends with a girl...she just had to accept that i might look at her boobs every now and then

sorry for not multi-quoting peeps!
Nukeman
06-20-2008, 10:33 AM
hahahaha

um..sorry...you could be single like poor Monkeybone...he has to pay for his boobies...(sighs as well) hahahaOne dollar at a time my friend one dollar at a time.....
Hagbard Celine
06-20-2008, 10:42 AM
i can be friends with a girl...she just had to accept that i might look at her boobs every now and then

sorry for not multi-quoting peeps!

:cheers2: I hear you there. All my girl-friends are probably used to being mentally undressed. I can't turn it off. (shrug)
Monkeybone
06-20-2008, 10:43 AM
:cheers2: I hear you there. All my girl-friends are probably used to being mentally undressed. I can't turn it off. (shrug)

i know! especially if you have been drinking....sometime i get a little huggy or handsy..my bad! at least all of them have just said that it was cute hahaha
darin
06-20-2008, 10:54 AM
:cheers2: I hear you there. All my girl-friends are probably used to being mentally undressed. I can't turn it off. (shrug)


I'd be worried if you could switch it off!



i know! especially if you have been drinking....sometime i get a little huggy or handsy..my bad! at least all of them have just said that it was cute hahaha

I have a friend with whom I CLICK. I mean...she and I just work. We've both gotten a little handsy at times over poker and whatnot. Our spouses laugh at us. They know we're nuts. :)
Hagbard Celine
06-20-2008, 11:53 AM
I'd be worried if you could switch it off!




I have a friend with whom I CLICK. I mean...she and I just work. We've both gotten a little handsy at times over poker and whatnot. Our spouses laugh at us. They know we're nuts. :)

It's all fun and games until someone gets a vagina poked out. :dance:
glockmail
06-20-2008, 12:20 PM
It's all fun and games until someone gets a vagina poked out. :dance:

Don't you mean; "waking up with your dick cut off"?
Hagbard Celine
06-20-2008, 12:27 PM
Don't you mean; "waking up with your dick cut off"?

I prefer to never think of such things. Ever.
glockmail
06-20-2008, 12:43 PM
I prefer to never think of such things. Ever.
I can see that you weren't a Boy Scout: "Be Prepared".
Hagbard Celine
06-20-2008, 01:04 PM
I can see that you weren't a Boy Scout: "Be Prepared".

How would you prepare for that? I guess sleep in one of these:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_a8dqJxjIEUE/RsW4YqaySLI/AAAAAAAAARY/Y16ei7Pto6w/s400/Codpiece.jpg
gabosaurus
06-20-2008, 02:37 PM
:laugh2:
glockmail
06-20-2008, 03:14 PM
How would you prepare for that? I guess sleep in one of these:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_a8dqJxjIEUE/RsW4YqaySLI/AAAAAAAAARY/Y16ei7Pto6w/s400/Codpiece.jpg
Wow! Maybe that's why I always sleep on my stomach. :laugh2:
gabosaurus
06-20-2008, 03:26 PM
Wow! Maybe that's why I always sleep on my stomach. :laugh2:

Well, you don't have much to sleep on. :p
glockmail
06-20-2008, 03:38 PM
Well, you don't have much to sleep on. :p At least it works.

And you're one to talk, Ms. 30A.
avatar4321
06-20-2008, 06:37 PM
with a photo.

She's been saying how 'fat' she's getting...

Women are crazy. And, seems at least one paints while wearing a sports bra. :D

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1188&stc=1&d=1213707247

Well, she sure doesn't look fat to me. But if she mentions it again, offer to help her work out bro.