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gabosaurus
07-15-2008, 10:53 PM
Saw this one on another site:

The pope is currently in Sydney, Australia to address a World Youth Day audience of @200,000. After a 20-hour flight from Rome, the pope took a three-day rest at a secluded enclave. Knowing that the pope loves cats, the youthful welcome delegation reportedly gave him a feline to keep him company.
This makes him the first pope on record to get some pussy while on tour. :p
stephanie
07-15-2008, 11:00 PM
yuk yuk yuk.:lame2:
gabosaurus
07-15-2008, 11:04 PM
You got a better pope joke? Feel free to spill it.
stephanie
07-15-2008, 11:19 PM
You got a better pope joke? Feel free to spill it.

You got any about Allah? feel free to spill it..
red states rule
07-15-2008, 11:22 PM
You got any about Allah? feel free to spill it..

THIS MUSLUM DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN.
WHEN HE GETS THERE ST. PETER MEETS HIM AT THE GATE AND SAYS "WELCOME TO HEAVEN MY SON, PLEASE ENTER"
THE MUSLUM SAYS "OH NO NO, I CAN NOT ENTER WITHOUT SEEING ALLAH"
ST. PETER SAYS "OH...ALLAH, HE IS UPSTAIRS"
MUSLUM "OF COURSE, ALLAH IS UPSTAIRS"
HE CLIMBS UPSTAIRS AND MEETS JESUS
JESUS SAYS "WELCOME TO HEAVEN MY CHILD, PLEASE ENTER"
THE MUSLUM SAYS "OH NO NO, I CAN NOT ENTER WITHOUT SEEING ALLAH"
JESUS SAYS "BUT OF COURSE...ALLAH IS UPSTAIRS, TOP FLOOR"
THE MUSLUM SMILES AND THINKS TO HIMSELF "OF COURSE, ALLAH IS ON THE TOP OF HEAVEN"
AT THE FINAL GATE HE MEETS THE ALL MIGHTY LORD HIMSELF WHO SAYS "WELCOME TO HEAVEN MY CHILD, PLEASE ENTER"
OF COURSE THE MUSLUM SAYS HE CAN NOT ENTER WITHOUT MEETING ALLAH, TO WHICH THE LORD REPLYS
"BUT OF COURSE...ALLAH IS HERE. BUT HE IS BUSY RIGHT NOW, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT AN WAIT FOR HIM."
THE MUSLUM IS SO EXCITED THAT HIS ALLAH IS SO IMPORTANT, AFTERALL HE THOUGHT IS WAS SO.
THE LORD SAYS TO THE MUSLUM "WHY YOU MUST BE PARCHED, WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?"
MUSLUM "YES I WOULD LIKE A DRINK"
LORD "WOULD YOU LIKE A COKE?"
MUSLUM "YES IT SOUNDS GOOD"
LORD "FINE, I THINK I'LL JOIN YOU" WITH THAT THE LORD SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND SAYS
"ALLAH, BRING TWO COKES"
gabosaurus
07-16-2008, 12:11 AM
Poor RSR. Brain damage is a terrible thing. You and namvet need to unite in a search for a cure.
(translation: that last one made absolutely no sense at all)
stephanie
07-16-2008, 12:28 AM
Poor RSR. Brain damage is a terrible thing. You and namvet need to unite in a search for a cure.
(translation: that last one made absolutely no sense at all)

I'm still waiting for your joke about Allah?
I'll tell ya what...I'll bet you to go to your Muslim neighbors and tell them the joke about the pope, but insert Allah in it for the pope...

get back to me then.
red states rule
07-16-2008, 08:07 AM
I'm still waiting for your joke about Allah?
I'll tell ya what...I'll bet you to go to your Muslim neighbors and tell them the joke about the pope, but insert Allah in it for the pope...

get back to me then.

Before or after she is beheaded?