Geezer in a 'vette

[glockmail]

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette

convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,

enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair

he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing

the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror,

he saw the state trooper behind him, blue lights

flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph,

then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old

for this,' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the

Corvette, looked at his watch and said,

'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If

you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never

heard before, I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Three years ago,

my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought

you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.

[jimnyc]

Heard this one before but love it!!

[JohnDoe]

hahahahahaha! that WAS GREAT!

[glockmail]

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.


A cop pulls him over.


"So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"


"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.


"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."


"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.


"Did ya know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"


"Oh, tank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."