Limo Shortage For Denver Dems

[red states rule]

Oh the horror - the inhumanity of it all

How is the party that represents the working class get to their convention?



LIMO SHORTAGE FOR DENVER DEMS
By JEREMY OLSHAN
Posted: 3:59 am
August 13, 2008

Limousine liberals may be forced to take the bus at the Democratic National Convention this month because Denver simply does not have enough limos and black cars to go around.

"We just don't have the cars - Denver just isn't really big on chauffeurs," said Barbara Curtis, of Two Step Limousine. "I am totally booked, and have been for six weeks."

The city has 271 limousine companies, but most have fleets of only two or three cars, Curtis said. She expects there will be no shortage of price-gouging opportunists.

"A lot of the companies put in reservations for black SUVs, and apparently the Secret Service had all of those canceled because they needed the vehicles instead," she said.

On average, black cars cost $4,000 for the four-day convention and limos twice that.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08132008/news/nationalnews/limo_shortage_for_denver_dems_124246.htm

[PostmodernProphet]

?????.....I'm confused....you mean they aren't riding bicycles in for the convention?......

[Sitarro]

I'm sure that once Obama lands his 757 at Denver International Airport, he and his entourage will get on a public transit bus for the 45 minute trip into downtown Denver, that's what he suggests for all of us so I'm sure he will do the same..... right?

[Hobbit]

I've got a suggestion for transportation:

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=4898c52e&u=http%3A%2F%2Fi20.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb240 %2FChevyMuscle24%2FWhambulance.jpg

[Little-Acorn]

Remember that this is the Democrat National Convention. Maybe the limo companies didn't want their vehicles return afterward, with vomit and semen on the floors, upholstery ruined, headliners stained, trash all over the floors, paint jobs keyed and tires slashed.

So when the Secret Service requested the vehicles, the companies were only too happy to cancel the previous reservations and turn the cars over to them instead.

D'ya think so? :lol:

[red states rule]

I'm sure that once Obama lands his 757 at Denver International Airport, he and his entourage will get on a public transit bus for the 45 minute trip into downtown Denver, that's what he suggests for all of us so I'm sure he will do the same..... right?

Just think of the Dems "carbon footprint" they will leave in Denver :laugh2:

[Abbey Marie]

Remember that this is the Democrat National Convention. Maybe the limo companies didn't want their vehicles return afterward, with vomit and semen on the floors, upholstery ruined, headliners stained, trash all over the floors, paint jobs keyed and tires slashed.

So when the Secret Service requested the vehicles, the companies were only too happy to cancel the previous reservations and turn the cars over to them instead.

D'ya think so? :lol:

Like this?

http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/melb_tackylimo.jpg

OR this?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/321410284_ae6a5b00dd.jpg?v=0

[Abbey Marie]

Here's one with a small carbon footprint:

http://www.limoruss.co.uk/IMAGES/limo-funny-7-hourse.jpg

[eighballsidepocket]

Oh the horror - the inhumanity of it all

How is the party that represents the working class get to their convention?



LIMO SHORTAGE FOR DENVER DEMS
By JEREMY OLSHAN
Posted: 3:59 am
August 13, 2008

Limousine liberals may be forced to take the bus at the Democratic National Convention this month because Denver simply does not have enough limos and black cars to go around.

"We just don't have the cars - Denver just isn't really big on chauffeurs," said Barbara Curtis, of Two Step Limousine. "I am totally booked, and have been for six weeks."

The city has 271 limousine companies, but most have fleets of only two or three cars, Curtis said. She expects there will be no shortage of price-gouging opportunists.

"A lot of the companies put in reservations for black SUVs, and apparently the Secret Service had all of those canceled because they needed the vehicles instead," she said.

On average, black cars cost $4,000 for the four-day convention and limos twice that.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08132008/news/nationalnews/limo_shortage_for_denver_dems_124246.htm

You meant bicycles instead of "limos" correct?;)

The green party would never resort to using these long wheelbase, Detroit built, gas hogs for transportation?;)

Obviously these "limos" will be special "stretch Priuses"?;)

[eighballsidepocket]

Here's one with a small carbon footprint:

http://www.limoruss.co.uk/IMAGES/limo-funny-7-hourse.jpg

I don't think it will pass California Smog or CARB smog.

I don't see a PCV on the rear orifice. ;) Nor a methane collector with a regeneration reburn device. ;)

[Abbey Marie]

I don't think it will pass California Smog or CARB smog.

I don't see a PCV on the rear orifice. ;) Nor a methane collector with a regeneration reburn device. ;)

But it produces it's own fertilizer. :coffee:

[red states rule]

But it produces it's own fertilizer. :coffee:

and MFM is driving his "green" Mexican car. Doing his part to save the planet while looking at the symbol of his party at the same time

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/one-horsepower-car.jpg

[Little-Acorn]

I don't see a PCV on the rear orifice. ;) Nor a methane collector with a regeneration reburn device. ;)

You just need to look more closely. :poke:

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