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actsnoblemartin
09-30-2008, 11:31 PM
ross perot : http://www.imeem.com/jukeboxmusic16/music/ipdyxTUR/primus_jerry_was_a_race_car_driver/

his finishing move would be the yacker, he would headbutt your ear :finger3:

and bill clinton: his finishing move would be the cuddler/bear hug which is squeezing the life out of you then body slamming you ;) lol and his theme song? change the sir to maam, in the song title, and you got it http://www.imeem.com/skazak/music/vBmwdZ8N/baccara_yes_sir_i_can_boogie/

KitchenKitten99
10-01-2008, 12:11 AM
We had a politician who WAS a wrestler.

Right now, most of us here think the song "If I Only Had A Brain" from the 'Wizard Of Oz" movie fits perfect.

His finishing move would be to run his mouth and embarrass the WWE in various media interviews.

stang56k
10-01-2008, 08:54 AM
Bush and Cheney would be a tag team named "the Destroyers of the Constitution" and their finishing move would be throwing a flaming Constitution at you. :death:

Abbey
10-01-2008, 10:08 AM
Bush and Cheney would be a tag team named "the Destroyers of the Constitution" and their finishing move would be throwing a flaming Constitution at you. :death:

I totally disagree, but that was funny! :clap:

red states rule
10-01-2008, 10:14 AM
I totally disagree, but that was funny! :clap:

Obama would be dressed as the Riddler, (he never says anything and you are shaking your head trying to figure out what he just said) and Michelle would be his manager. She would be telling us how great he is, how he is unbeatable, and if you do not cheer for him you are an ignorant red neck racist

His finishing move?

A long winded statement that puts his opponent to sleep