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avatar4321
10-16-2008, 01:51 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/suing_god

Apparently they did not provide a proper address to serve Him notice.
Yurt
10-16-2008, 01:35 PM
:laugh2:

i guess he didn't get his prayer for relief....
red states rule
10-16-2008, 01:36 PM
If Obama was President they might have addressed it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
LOki
10-16-2008, 01:54 PM
How can the Judge argue that an omniscient God is unaware of the suit file against Him?
Mr. P
10-16-2008, 02:10 PM
How can the Judge argue that an omniscient God is unaware of the suit file against Him?

Awareness does not circumvent proper legal service. That's the law.
LOki
10-16-2008, 02:18 PM
Awareness does not circumvent proper legal service. That's the law.If not having a street address provides no immunity from suit for the homeless, it shouldn't prove to be immunity for God.

If God is made aware of the suit, He is by law obligated to answer or default.
hjmick
10-16-2008, 02:30 PM
Does anyone else here think GOD had something to do with the dismissal? Pulled some strings, called in a favor?
Mr. P
10-16-2008, 02:39 PM
If not having a street address provides no immunity from suit for the homeless, it shouldn't prove to be immunity for God.

If God is made aware of the suit, He is by law obligated to answer or default.

Yep, the key is...If God is made aware of the suit. No assumptions that he was.

There are default judgments, yes, but how do you enforce one in this case without an address? How do you hold God in contempt if he violates this requested permanent injunction?
Mr. P
10-16-2008, 02:42 PM
Does anyone else here think GOD had something to do with the dismissal? Pulled some strings, called in a favor?

:laugh2::clap::clap:
manu1959
10-16-2008, 02:44 PM
He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

really....god speaks to this guy.....

in what manner were the treats made.....

i would ask him which ...

god...wickin......christian....muslim....hindu.... .jewish.....which god did this.....
Mr. P
10-16-2008, 03:09 PM
He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

really....god speaks to this guy.....

in what manner were the treats made.....

i would ask him which ...

god...wickin......christian....muslim....hindu.... .jewish.....which god did this.....

A great example of reforming the system to a loser pays for frivolous law suits.

Good topic for our new Legal forum.
Abbey Marie
10-16-2008, 03:48 PM
You can't judge the ultimate judge, silly wabbit.
gabosaurus
10-17-2008, 11:53 AM
Getting the lawsuit thrown out was God's best defense. Since most of the best lawyers would eternally reside in that other place. :p
Abbey Marie
10-17-2008, 12:11 PM
Getting the lawsuit thrown out was God's best defense. Since most of the best lawyers would eternally reside in that other place. :p

:laugh2:
5stringJeff
10-18-2008, 09:10 AM
If God is made aware of the suit, He is by law obligated to answer or default.

Except that God, by virtue of His position as King of Kings and Lord of Lords, is not subject to the jurisdiction of any human court.
gabosaurus
10-18-2008, 03:29 PM
What if the judge doesn't believe in God?
5stringJeff
10-18-2008, 07:21 PM
What if the judge doesn't believe in God?

The existence of God does not depend on ones belief in God. If the judge does0 not believe, God would not therefore cease to exist.
gabosaurus
10-18-2008, 11:42 PM
I would hate to have a judge order God to appear in court or risk losing the case. The Almighty could make things unpleasant.
DragonStryk72
10-18-2008, 11:56 PM
lol, some of these are just funny, but this case is just such a huge waster of time. It's a ridiculous suit that should have been shoved back out of court with a swiftness, and on some sort of ground that can be wiggled around, it should have been shot down by the judge saying, "This is a nonsense, frivilous suit taking up time that could be spent working cases involving cancer victims, or people who need actual legal aid. If you attempt to bring this before me again, you will be held in contempt, and charged with obstructing justice."

How hard is it to just look at someone and say, "you are high off your ass if you think this even matters."