Lay Off Plan For Executives

[crin63]

I received this email from an executive friend of mine. I know its just floating around in peoples emails but I love this plan and hope it is the model for businesses nation wide.



Fellow Business Executives:

As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people,

I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama

will be our next President, and that our taxes and

government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate

for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see

an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we
cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state

of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees

instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we

believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose

who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our

parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our

employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first

to be laid off. I can't thin k of a more fair way to approach this

problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

[Mr. P]

I received this email from an executive friend of mine. I know its just floating around in peoples emails but I love this plan and hope it is the model for businesses nation wide.

:thumb:

[Abbey Marie]

:laugh2: He has made the most fair decision.

[avatar4321]

seems logical to me.

[namvet]

I got it to...............

[Joe Steel]

I received this email from an executive friend of mine. I know its just floating around in peoples emails but I love this plan and hope it is the model for businesses nation wide.


So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't thin k of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

Now we know why his firm is failing.

[Kathianne]

I received this email from an executive friend of mine. I know its just floating around in peoples emails but I love this plan and hope it is the model for businesses nation wide.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to crin63 again.

[namvet]

Now we know why his firm is failing.

its a joke stupid. and so are you !!!!!

[namvet]

Now we know why his firm is failing.









The Pope Visits Alaska


The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged

mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was

cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when

there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the

woods. A helpless Democrat NAMED JOE STEELE, wearing sandals, shorts, a

'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' T-shirt, was

screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing

around trying to free himself from the grasp of a

10-foot grizzly


As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican

loggers with "Go Sarah T-Shirts" came racing up. One

quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The

other two reached up and pulled the bleeding,

semiconscious Democrat NAMED JOE STEELE from the bear's grasp. Then using

long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and

two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while

the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat JOE STEELE in the

back seat.


As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to

come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave

actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter

hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic

environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own

eyes that this is not true.'


As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who

was that guy?' 'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's

in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all

wisdom.'


'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all

wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By

the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go

back to Massachusetts and get another one?"


:dance:

[Mr. P]

The Pope Visits Alaska


The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged

mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was

cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when

there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the

woods. A helpless Democrat NAMED JOE STEELE, wearing sandals, shorts, a

'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' T-shirt, was

screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing

around trying to free himself from the grasp of a

10-foot grizzly


As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican

loggers with "Go Sarah T-Shirts" came racing up. One

quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The

other two reached up and pulled the bleeding,

semiconscious Democrat NAMED JOE STEELE from the bear's grasp. Then using

long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and

two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while

the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat JOE STEELE in the

back seat.


As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to

come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave

actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter

hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic

environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own

eyes that this is not true.'


As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who

was that guy?' 'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's

in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all

wisdom.'


'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all

wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By

the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go

back to Massachusetts and get another one?"


:dance:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[namvet]

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

put your fav liberal Marxists or democrap in there and send it :laugh2:

[avatar4321]

Now we know why his firm is failing.

we knew that when Obama was elected. Failed Democrat policy