namvet
11-26-2008, 05:10 PM
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit,
he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, ' well sir, as you know, there are 250
men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men
have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
Well said the Captain, 'I can't say that I approve of this, but I understand
about 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion,
he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel,
the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with
the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No not really, sir.
They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'
in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit,
he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, ' well sir, as you know, there are 250
men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men
have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
Well said the Captain, 'I can't say that I approve of this, but I understand
about 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion,
he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel,
the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with
the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No not really, sir.
They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'