Emmett vs Moon

[emmett]

Ok Moon! I've had it with you pal! I think your opinions about the Middle East are rooted in bius musslim loving evil and I am calling you out to debate this issue with me in a manner in which we cover this issue from head to toe.

I feel it only fair to warn you my friend, that while I do not profess to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, a thesarus is not necessary to interpret my opinions and I don't make it a habit to namecall, you have been called out my friend by El De Ba Tor, and soon you will shaking in your shoes, begging me to finish you off, and mind you, I am compassionate and will accomodate you!



My first question to you is:

In a perfect world, where you are in charge, how would you resolve the situation in Israel? Who is right, who is wrong, what should happen, Why?

[emmett]

Come on Moon..... this sword is getting heavy and these armour plated boots are very uncomfortable!

[red states rule]

Give him time. It may be feeding and cleaning time for him camel

Or he could be reading the NY Times to make sure his safe house is still safe. People like Moon form Maine know if they want to know all the secrets of our intel agengies he has to read the NY Times

[emmett]

I'm waiting Moon! Much like the people of Israel do during cease fires. I'm waiting for you to show up and introduce a solution other than killing and violence, which obviously won't solve anything. Should I walk outside and spot for rockets coming into my neighborhood or will you meet me here.

Answer the question above sensibly and you will score a first round knock out! I think you incapable. All you have to do is introduce an answer to the obvious problem, that costs no lives, makes sense to all parties concerned by addressing the unilateral interests of all and you win!

You can't do it! All you care about is hate, just like muslims, a claim that the land is theirs. Jews have no rights to it. They profess that God is the creator of all but has chosen enemies for his people? Jews should be cast from the earth? Come on Moon, you don't believe that, what do you really believe? In your heart! How do they resolve it. Your in charge, whatever you say.... will be! Fix it for us!

I patiently await your reply! Don't be a coward. Step up to the plate and display for us your true ability to resolve... not just sit here and spew hate. Come on man.... I'm pulling for you!

[Abbey Marie]

Emmett, moon may not be able to debate you unless you completely cover your head with a veil. Your long hair may be just too distracting for him and he may lose control.

[emmett]

Emmett, moon may not be able to debate you unless you completely cover your head with a veil. Your long hair may be just too distracting for him and he may lose control.

I would then suggest that everybody, from this point on, when seeing any post of his concerning this subject, refer him to this thread and show where he was given the opportunity to introduce an opinion of resolve instead of his usual repetitive spewing of anti-Israeli rhetoric. I did this for that purpose of course as I am sure you all knew. To me, the only way to get some of these people who represent such far out opinions is to direct the exchange in a way that offers them in an on the spot venue, an opportunity to prove that they have some ability to be sensible. He is gone now nut will return and I am ready to do exactly that! I even went so far as to do my homework in the unlikely event that he wishes to actually debate this topic with some literacy.


El De Ba Tor has spoken! :laugh2:

[red states rule]

I would then suggest that everybody, from this point on, when seeing any post of his concerning this subject, refer him to this thread and show where he was given the opportunity to introduce an opinion of resolve instead of his usual repetitive spewing of anti-Israeli rhetoric. I did this for that purpose of course as I am sure you all knew. To me, the only way to get some of these people who represent such far out opinions is to direct the exchange in a way that offers them in an on the spot venue, an opportunity to prove that they have some ability to be sensible. He is gone now nut will return and I am ready to do exactly that! I even went so far as to do my homework in the unlikely event that he wishes to actually debate this topic with some literacy.


El De Ba Tor has spoken! :laugh2:


Maybe if you offered him a sausage biscuit and the current issue of Playboy - he would accept your offer

[PostmodernProphet]

Maybe if you offered him a sausage biscuit and the current issue of Playboy - he would accept your offer

shucks, I'd do it just for the sausage biscuit.....

[red states rule]

shucks, I'd do it just for the sausage biscuit.....

Well, because I like Moon from Maine - I will also add bacon, egg, and ham

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/HARDEE-S-NEW-MONSTER-BISCUIT.jpg

[Noir]

holy good caddyshacks, is that a real buyable burger thing? How on earth could anybody eat that!?!

And kinda on topic; good show emmett, I look forward too Mr. Moons reply.

[Abbey Marie]

Dear Red,

I don't eat most meats, and I just love a long flowing gown. I suppose blowing things up could be fun. I mean, I like fireworks, anyway. Do you think moon and I have a future?

Sincerely,
Abbey MacAbbey of the Klan klan.

[red states rule]

Dear Red,

I don't eat most meats, and I just love a long flowing gown. I suppose blowing things up could be fun. I mean, I like fireworks, anyway. Do you think moon and I have a future?

Sincerely,
Abbey MacAbbey of the Klan klan.

Abbey, no I do not

Now these women may be better for Moonie

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/6429.jpg

[emmett]

El De Ba Tor turns to admire himself in the mirror.


He flexes his right arm up in Arnold form and admires his huge muscle.

He turns and admires the other side.


He draws in long breath, admires himself again and relishes in the fact that another coward has refused to debate him when challanged.

He thinks to himself what a manly specimen he is.....

He thinks of Moon and how intimidating it must have been to be called out by such a fearless creature as himself.

He admires himself again. He pumps once and grunts, almost scaring himself as he admired the creature looking back at him in the foggy mirror.

He then looks down........ and..... well....... realizes how mortal he really is!

[red states rule]

Moon in the womb

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/5581.jpg

[emmett]

Moon in the womb

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/5581.jpg


My view on Abortion may have just changed!

[red states rule]

My view on Abortion may have just changed!

It does explain alot about Moon and his screwball beliefs

and now Moon's cat has been trained properly

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/5418.jpg

[jimnyc]

Ok Moon! I've had it with you pal! I think your opinions about the Middle East are rooted in bius musslim loving evil and I am calling you out to debate this issue with me in a manner in which we cover this issue from head to toe.

I feel it only fair to warn you my friend, that while I do not profess to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, a thesarus is not necessary to interpret my opinions and I don't make it a habit to namecall, you have been called out my friend by El De Ba Tor, and soon you will shaking in your shoes, begging me to finish you off, and mind you, I am compassionate and will accomodate you!



My first question to you is:

In a perfect world, where you are in charge, how would you resolve the situation in Israel? Who is right, who is wrong, what should happen, Why?

Moon, should you decide to accept Emmett's debate invitation, please let us know in this thread (but save the debate). We have a one-on-one debate forum and I would love to see the 2 of you have an honorable debate for the rest of the community to enjoy. In that setting, nobody else is allowed to post but you 2. I will start with a set of questions and let you guys have at it from there.

Let me know if you guys would like to give it a shot!

[emmett]

Moon, should you decide to accept Emmett's debate invitation, please let us know in this thread (but save the debate). We have a one-on-one debate forum and I would love to see the 2 of you have an honorable debate for the rest of the community to enjoy. In that setting, nobody else is allowed to post but you 2. I will start with a set of questions and let you guys have at it from there.

Let me know if you guys would like to give it a shot!


El De Ba Tor growls that he is ready and grunts at his opponet's unwillingness to accept his challange.

[stephanie]

crickets chirping..

crickets dying

crickets dead..

:laugh2:

[emmett]

It does explain alot about Moon and his screwball beliefs

and now Moon's cat has been trained properly

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/5418.jpg


That is one mean looking pussy!

[red states rule]

http://www.commentsguru.com/images/funny/terrorist_cat.gif

Here is his trainer Emmett

[red states rule]

Now this is cat Moonie would be proud of

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7614/00033215pm1.jpg

[actsnoblemartin]

Now this is cat Moonie would be proud of

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7614/00033215pm1.jpg


that pussy is the bomb :coffee:

[emmett]

Now this is cat Moonie would be proud of

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7614/00033215pm1.jpg



That is a dynomite pussy there man!

[emmett]

Martin.... you stold my joke, not only did you steal my joke, you got it put in before I could. Now you listen to me you disrepectful little wippersnapper, from now on, when we are both on, and you think of a good comeback joke, please verify that I haven't also thought of the same joke. You can PM me anytime!

[red states rule]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/101000/101156EKMJ_w.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LMgI82UQFtM/SKp8tBTRJRI/AAAAAAAAAdA/G1fmz_kSnc8/s400/talibancat.jpg

[actsnoblemartin]

Martin.... you stold my joke, not only did you steal my joke, you got it put in before I could. Now you listen to me you disrepectful little wippersnapper, from now on, when we are both on, and you think of a good comeback joke, please verify that I haven't also thought of the same joke. You can PM me anytime!

you got it brother, :), but i like your joke too :)

[actsnoblemartin]

puss and boots?


http://www.worth1000.com/entries/101000/101156EKMJ_w.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LMgI82UQFtM/SKp8tBTRJRI/AAAAAAAAAdA/G1fmz_kSnc8/s400/talibancat.jpg

[namvet]

Moon in the womb

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/5581.jpg



good one. the moon (as usual) is to busy spewing his hated of jews this morning. yawn.........

[emmett]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Waiting on Moon to show up for a one on one is about as exciting as a dose of sominex!

[dan]

Here, moon, this'll make you feel better:

http://www.getincensed.com/wp-content/uploads/vagisil.jpg

[moon]

It kicked off in a different field. Emmett quit and split.

http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?t=20543&page=8


Does that make me World Champeen or do I have to let him have a rematch ?



Here, moon, this'll make you feel better:

Sorry Dan, your guy welched.

[PostmodernProphet]

????....you don't show up till the third page and you claim victory with your first post?.....that's pretty sad......

[moon]

The venue was changed. You could always ask for your ticket money back.

[PostmodernProphet]

venue wasn't changed....half the headliners were here, the other half was cowering in the lockerroom as usual.....while you're here, you still haven't answered my question....do you believe a bomber who kills a busload of children OUGHT to be in Paradise......

[moon]

Yes, it kicked off elsewhere. Sorry you missed it.

[PostmodernProphet]

still hiding I see....haven't got the balls to answer a direct question until the poster leaves.....you're a poor excuse for a debater and a worse excuse for a human being....

[dan]

So, where can we find the post of you claiming victory over PmP now?

[moon]

Where's the link to the claim, dan the man ?

[dan]

It was a gag, since you're claming that this mystery debate with Emmett took place somewhere else.

Eh, looks like you'll have some time away from the board to figure it out for yourself.

[PostmodernProphet]

Eh, looks like you'll have some time away from the board to figure it out for yourself.

/sigh....now I know how the cat felt when I took his stuffed mouse away from him......

[Psychoblues]

My faith in the managerial skills within the DP board has been restored, once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a GREAT TIME, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:beer::cheers2::beer:

Psychoblues