emmett
01-07-2009, 12:17 PM
It is being reported and some sources are confirming this morning that the notorius Debate Policy Message Board, a known haven for anti-American propaganda loving right wing assholes, who preach hatred and continually plot together to bring about the "old tired Constitutional ways of life", are about to have a new name in their top ten list of people who recieve some sort of strange "reputation" grade for their diminted opinions.
Sources this morning have told us that Emmett, a radical card carrying Libertarian, an obscure extremist who has been rumored to have made many statements representing ideas by which are not popular with hardly anyone, has managed to climb within a few of the rep points necessary to be placed on this organizations top ten list of reputations.
Information about this person has been hard to get this morning as members don't seem to be co-operating with media sources. It had even been rumored that most members of this message bord don't like the general media. One source, identity withheld, has indicated that they are bafoozled by this development. "It can't be possible", they were quoted as saying, "the guy has barely broke the one thousand post mark, he doesn't even show up every day, even though he has been a member since practically inception and there is just no way this guy could have tallied that many rep points. He must have figured out a way to alter the system, I have over 5,000 posts and all I get is negative rep."
Our attempts to reach Emmett this morning have been futile as it is reported that he has been camped out at the organizations gladiator facility where one on one debates take place, waiting on some valiant respected American to indulge in a debate duel, by which was instigated by him in an attempt to squash another members claims of their opinions.
Further attempts by us here at the News agency to find information seem to have stirred interest however as we have noticed significant changes in this story's developments. This Emmett character must be aware of our efforts, strange as it is, our staffs personal information is being broadcast throughout the world, social security numbers, addresses and other related personal info. We are convinced this guy is probably some whacko hardliner extremist, put up in a fort somewhere in Montana, cleaning his AK's and preparing for some sort of Civil War of likes. We here at the News Service even tried an IRP detech but were met by some scary looking long haired freak on the screen and it was realized instantly that this could not be our subject, the thing we saw couldn't possibly be a conservative..... hell... it looked like us!
We will attempt further updates on this story as they develop however the system appears to be encountering difficulty presently as our computer screens are starting to blur and smoke is rising up from the
Sources this morning have told us that Emmett, a radical card carrying Libertarian, an obscure extremist who has been rumored to have made many statements representing ideas by which are not popular with hardly anyone, has managed to climb within a few of the rep points necessary to be placed on this organizations top ten list of reputations.
Information about this person has been hard to get this morning as members don't seem to be co-operating with media sources. It had even been rumored that most members of this message bord don't like the general media. One source, identity withheld, has indicated that they are bafoozled by this development. "It can't be possible", they were quoted as saying, "the guy has barely broke the one thousand post mark, he doesn't even show up every day, even though he has been a member since practically inception and there is just no way this guy could have tallied that many rep points. He must have figured out a way to alter the system, I have over 5,000 posts and all I get is negative rep."
Our attempts to reach Emmett this morning have been futile as it is reported that he has been camped out at the organizations gladiator facility where one on one debates take place, waiting on some valiant respected American to indulge in a debate duel, by which was instigated by him in an attempt to squash another members claims of their opinions.
Further attempts by us here at the News agency to find information seem to have stirred interest however as we have noticed significant changes in this story's developments. This Emmett character must be aware of our efforts, strange as it is, our staffs personal information is being broadcast throughout the world, social security numbers, addresses and other related personal info. We are convinced this guy is probably some whacko hardliner extremist, put up in a fort somewhere in Montana, cleaning his AK's and preparing for some sort of Civil War of likes. We here at the News Service even tried an IRP detech but were met by some scary looking long haired freak on the screen and it was realized instantly that this could not be our subject, the thing we saw couldn't possibly be a conservative..... hell... it looked like us!
We will attempt further updates on this story as they develop however the system appears to be encountering difficulty presently as our computer screens are starting to blur and smoke is rising up from the