A poem for Moon

[emmett]

Twas once this feller name of Moon

Invited to duel, on DP, around Noon

But as the plot began to thicken

The fucker all but turned chicken

And made himself look like a big fat bafoon!

[moon]

Aw shucks, Em, a poem just for me. How can I go a-whippin' a nice fella like you.