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-Cp
02-11-2009, 03:58 PM
http://www.wwmt.com/articles/wild_1358922___article.html/park_flowers.html

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine's Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?

"We're going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that get them going to help them reproduce," said Jenny Parnett of Binder Park Zoo.

It's a Valentine's Day date that's sure to ruffle some feathers.

Binder Park Zoo says love birds are flocking to sign up for the Zoorotica program. From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals.

The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before.

Tickets are sold out, but there is a waiting list. Just call the zoo office to add your name.

LiberalNation
02-11-2009, 04:05 PM
wow, some sad people who'd pay $50 for that show.

Abbey Marie
02-11-2009, 04:08 PM
It would be cheaper and much better to just stay home and have sex like animals. ;)

(I'm happy for the zoo if it can raise money, though)

avatar4321
02-11-2009, 06:31 PM
It would be cheaper and much better to just stay home and have sex like animals. ;)

(I'm happy for the zoo if it can raise money, though)

Not for Elliot Spitzer

Yurt
02-11-2009, 08:10 PM
Not for Elliot Spitzer

but he didn't stay home....

Mr. P
02-11-2009, 08:30 PM
P.T. Barnum had it right.