Request Your Own Stimulus!!!

[5stringJeff]

Everyone else is getting their share of the pie - why shouldn't you?

http://www.reason.com/stimulus/request.php

[Yurt]

:clap:

awesome!

[DragonStryk72]

Everyone else is getting their share of the pie - why shouldn't you?

http://www.reason.com/stimulus/request.php

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Sean McTiernan for the Sean McTiernan Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $350,000 shall be paid directly to Sean McTiernan in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Sean McTiernan to eliminate outstanding debts, and invest in local businesses or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Sean McTiernan will receive free Mets tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Sean McTiernan shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Harry Reid is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

That should do me for a while.