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stephanie
03-31-2009, 03:34 PM
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March 31, 2009 by reddotinaredstate



Ring…Ring…Ring…Ring…Ring…Ring…Ring…Ring…Ring…


“You have reached the White House Automotive Warranty Department. Push 1 for Spanish or 2 for English. Para continuar en Español…”

Beep

“Did you know that the White House Automotive Warranty Department has a website where you can get the latest information on vehicle recalls, reset your mileage tracking device, schedule service, pay your tax bill, or report a malfunction. All appropriate forms are available in a convenient, downloadable format. A new Forum has been recently added to allow you to communicate with other happy customers. Please go to w-w-w, dot, w-h, underscore, warranty, underscore, d-e-p-t, dot gov, forward slash, t-6-3-6, number sign, percent sign, 5-8-z-q-l-r, open parentheses, forward slash.”

“Please listen carefully as our options have changed. If you are having a drive-train problem, press 1. If you are having an engine problem, press 2. If your vehicle has broken down, run out of fuel, or has a under-inflated tire, press 3. If you are having electrical issues, except Radio and Navigation system problems, press 4. If you need to reset your mileage tracking device, press 5. For information on vehicle recalls, press 6. For vehicle warranty information, press 7. To calculate your vehicle taxes, press 8. To schedule service, press 9. To speak with a customer service representative, press 0. To go back

Beep

“In order to assist you further, please enter your ten digit phone number, starting with the area code.”

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“We’re sorry, that number is not recognized. Please enter your ten digit phone number, starting with the area code.”

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“Please enter your sixteen digit account code, followed by the pound sign.”

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“Please enter your four digit pin code.”

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“Please enter the last four digits of your Social Security Number.”

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“Please enter your billing zip code.”

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“We’re sorry, all of our operators are busy assisting other happy customers.”

“Did you know that the White House Automotive Warranty Department has a website where you can get the latest information on vehicle recalls, reset your mileage tracking device, schedule service, pay your tax bill, or report a malfunction. All appropriate forms are available in a convenient, downloadable format. A new Forum has been recently added to allow you to communicate with other happy customers. Please go to w-w-w, dot, w-h, underscore, warranty, underscore, d-e-p-t, dot gov, forward slash, t-6-3-6, number sign, percent sign, 5-8-z-q-l-r, open parentheses, forward slash.”

“Approximate wait time is under three minutes. Please do not hang up, as calls are answered in the order they are received.”

“Did you know that the White House Automotive Warranty Department has a website where you can get the latest information on vehicle recalls, reset your mileage tracking device, schedule service, pay your tax bill, or report a malfunction. All appropriate forms are available in a convenient, downloadable format. A new Forum has been recently added to allow you to communicate with other happy customers. Please go to w-w-w, dot, w-h underscore, warranty, underscore, d-e-p-t, dot gov, forward slash, t-6-3-6, number sign, percent sign, 5-8-z-q-l-r, open parentheses, forward slash.”

“White House Automotive Warranty Department - hold please…”

(elapsed time, 4:32 seconds)

“White House Automotive Warranty Department, how can I help you?”

Uh, yes, I need to sched-

“Please hold…”

“Did you know that the White House Automotive Warranty Department has a website where you can get the latest information on vehicle recalls, reset your mileage tracking device, schedule service, pay your tax bill, or report a malfunction. All appropriate forms are available in a convenient, downloadable format. A new Forum has been recently added to allow you to communicate with other happy customers. Please go to w-w-w, dot, w-h, underscore, warranty, underscore, d-e-p-t, dot gov, forward slash, t-6-3-6, number sign, percent sign, 5-8-z-q-l-r, open parentheses, forward slash.”

“Ok, sorry, what did you need?”


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http://reddotinaredstate.com/2009/03/31/a-call-to-the-white-house-auto-warranty-department/

manu1959
03-31-2009, 03:42 PM
the government is going to get my car fixed.......this should cost much.....wonder if haliburton will get the no bid contract....

hjmick
03-31-2009, 11:20 PM
Jon Stewart took a shot at this last night:

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Classact
04-01-2009, 07:01 AM
The dealer repair shops will replace the entire engine with a new engine now rather than replace the spark plugs... afterall it's uncle sugar paying for waranty and our friends down at the engine shop need a little work... and the used engine with 5,000 miles can be warehoused until the auto companies recover and then be worth original value.