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GW in Ohio
06-02-2009, 10:38 AM
Thats not the Jesus of the Bible. You don't find him in a tree or on a tortilla, thats just ridiculous and hurts the actual cause of Christ.

I heard Jesus was down in Memphis, eatin' barbecue, checkin' out some blues clubs.

I heard he favors Heineken with his ribs....

PostmodernProphet
06-02-2009, 10:43 AM
I heard he favors Heineken with his ribs....

I thought he favored Eve with ribs.....

gabosaurus
06-14-2009, 11:25 AM
It's summertime dudes! Jesus is surfing in Malibu.
Yes, Jesus lives in Southern California. Where else did you expect him to hang out?

emmett
06-14-2009, 03:18 PM
It's summertime dudes! Jesus is surfing in Malibu.
Yes, Jesus lives in Southern California. Where else did you expect him to hang out?


I think not Gabster. i would tend to believe he is setting up a campsite in the North Georgia mountains. Perhaps planning a little trout fishing, some hiking on the Appilachain Trail and and a barbeque. Good try though.:laugh2:

I have it on good authority that even he does not care for getting sand in his sandals.