REDWHITEBLUE2
06-27-2009, 02:14 PM
Hehe. I found these on a website. These are funny!
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Legos. This way kids can play with him for a change.
Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
Source: http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/dead-michael-jackson-jokes
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Legos. This way kids can play with him for a change.
Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
Source: http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/dead-michael-jackson-jokes