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-Cp
07-01-2009, 08:00 PM
You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.

Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

PostmodernProphet
07-02-2009, 04:59 AM
interestingly, the guy who provides the service obviously doesn't plan on leaving......I wonder if he could be sued for discrimination based on religion for only hiring the unrapturable......

chesswarsnow
07-02-2009, 07:43 AM
Sorry bout that,

1. But if he were not sure of being in the rapture, then why should a person heaven bound, trust him?
2. Seems to me, he would be saying, *Sucker*, after his customers had headed off to be with Jesus.
3. Sad people will extend their necks that far.

Regards,
SirJamesofTexas