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red states rule
07-13-2009, 05:37 AM
It is only a matter of time before this might happen

Got this in via email


July 12, 2009, 12:14 PM

WASHINGTON , DC (AP) - President Obama and the US Congress are
considering sweeping legislation which provides new benefits for many
Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed
as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who
lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive
necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,"
said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "We can no longer stand by and allow
People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this
legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to
a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have
some idea of what they are doing."

The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has
a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to
performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job
skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of
Inability.

Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against
the Inept include retail sales (72%), home improvement stores, The DMV
also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle
man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but
little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose
and performance Mandatory non-performance- based raises and promotions
will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most
unremarkable employees.
The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which
maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle
positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that
agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires!

Finally, the AWNAA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more
difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning discriminatory
interview questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or
"Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?"

'As a Non-abled Person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who
have something going for them,' said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her
position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint , Michigan due to
her inability to remember 'righty tighty, lefty loosey.' 'This new law
should be real good for people like me,' Gertz added. With the passage
of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will
finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL): 'As a Senator with no abilities, I
believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be
extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as
lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his
or her inadequacy, with some sort of job in this great nation and a good
salary with it.

Kathianne
07-13-2009, 05:42 AM
Where it came from?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28982


Congress Passes Americans With No Abilities Act
JUNE 24, 1998 | ISSUE 33•24




WASHINGTON, DC—On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans.

The act, signed into law by President Clinton shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills or uses...

red states rule
07-13-2009, 05:44 AM
Where it came from?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28982

Did not see that - A friend sent it to me via email and did not mention that source

But is does sound like something Obama, Reid, and Pelsoi would support

Gaffer
07-13-2009, 09:17 AM
It's been around for decades. It's called affirmative action.

red states rule
07-13-2009, 09:19 AM
It's been around for decades. It's called affirmative action.

All we need to do is to keep telling these people that the next Presidential election is above their pay grade and they don't need to vote. Then we will be okay.

gabosaurus
07-17-2009, 11:02 AM
RSR is the perfect person to post about Americans With No Abilities. :p

red states rule
07-17-2009, 06:20 PM
RSR is the perfect person to post about Americans With No Abilities. :p

I do have the ability to get your attentuion without even trying Gabby

Now if you would only show some scant ability at carrying on a conversation.......

namvet
07-18-2009, 08:49 AM
RSR is the perfect person to post about Americans With No Abilities. :p

you should know dead beat

red states rule
07-18-2009, 09:36 AM
you should know dead beat

Spot on

Gabby is now being used by the Dept of Corrections in Ca to cure sex offenders.

namvet
07-18-2009, 09:51 AM
Spot on

Gabby is now being used by the Dept of Corrections in Ca to cure sex offenders.

no shit. she's the most offensive thing west of the mississippi

red states rule
07-18-2009, 09:54 AM
no shit. she's the most offensive thing west of the mississippi

Yea, and Virgil has the title for east of the Mississippi

namvet
07-18-2009, 10:03 AM
Yea, and Virgil has the title for east of the Mississippi

another fine country shot ta hell !!!! :laugh2:

BTY she wants Virgil to take over Jeffs spot as mod. thoughts ????

red states rule
07-18-2009, 10:09 AM
another fine country shot ta hell !!!! :laugh2:

BTY she wants Virgil to take over Jeffs spot as mod. thoughts ????

The Jim makes Virgil a mod is the day the world will truely end and Jesus will make his return

namvet
07-18-2009, 10:14 AM
The Jim makes Virgil a mod is the day the world will truely end and Jesus will make his return

unless flabby beats him to it. their both world killers