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-Cp
07-13-2009, 01:41 PM
I loathe "christians" like this:

CAUTION: Watching this video will suck about 10 IQ points from you:

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Obey Obey Obey
07-16-2009, 03:35 PM
I loathe "christians" like this:

CAUTION: Watching this video will suck about 10 IQ points from you:

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Are you implying most Christians are as stupid as the ones in this crowd? You probably are correct sir. Don't group us all with those sons and daughters of Baal. Here is some real preaching. This preacher is not PC. He is hated by the world and that is a good thing(John 15:18)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqKfcnWixlk&feature=channel_page
:clap:

avatar4321
07-16-2009, 05:30 PM
Are you implying most Christians are as stupid as the ones in this crowd? You probably are correct sir. Don't group us all with those sons and daughters of Baal. Here is some real preaching. This preacher is not PC. He is hated by the world and that is a good thing(John 15:18)

Im confident he is not implying anything. He explicitly said what type of Christian he loathes. Which, of course, excludes those who arent of that type.

The real question that has to be asked is why do you associate yourself with them? You are obviously offended. Why? Im not offended. Why should I be offended when he justly complains about bad Christians? Im not one of them. He isnt upset with me.

Yet, you are offended. So the question has to be asked: Why? You obviously believe you have something in common with them. Otherwise you wouldnt be defending their poor behavior.

Obey Obey Obey
07-16-2009, 06:01 PM
Im confident he is not implying anything. He explicitly said what type of Christian he loathes. Which, of course, excludes those who arent of that type.

The real question that has to be asked is why do you associate yourself with them? You are obviously offended. Why? Im not offended. Why should I be offended when he justly complains about bad Christians? Im not one of them. He isnt upset with me.

Yet, you are offended. So the question has to be asked: Why? You obviously believe you have something in common with them. Otherwise you wouldnt be defending their poor behavior.
You don't even know what I was implying so how in the flying Hell could you know what Cp was blathering about? I am not offended. I just told him not all Christians are like these folks. Nothing less, nothing more. Are you special?

emmett
07-16-2009, 06:22 PM
That video is absolutely hilarious!!!!

glockmail
07-16-2009, 06:50 PM
I'm glad I'm Catholic. *shrug*

hjmick
07-16-2009, 06:58 PM
I'm glad I'm Agnostic.

-Cp
07-16-2009, 07:13 PM
Are you implying most Christians are as stupid as the ones in this crowd? You probably are correct sir. Don't group us all with those sons and daughters of Baal. Here is some real preaching. This preacher is not PC. He is hated by the world and that is a good thing(John 15:18)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqKfcnWixlk&feature=channel_page
:clap:

Hey, I have something for you:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/70384439_ba1fd5b9de.jpg

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avatar4321
07-16-2009, 07:38 PM
You don't even know what I was implying so how in the flying Hell could you know what Cp was blathering about? I am not offended. I just told him not all Christians are like these folks. Nothing less, nothing more. Are you special?

I never said anything about what you were implying. I am simply pointing out that he never said all Christians were like these folks. In fact, he clearly stated otherwise. But the fact that you interpreted his remarks to include yourself states alot about what you really feel about what you are.

Obey Obey Obey
07-18-2009, 11:47 AM
I never said anything about what you were implying. I am simply pointing out that he never said all Christians were like these folks. In fact, he clearly stated otherwise. But the fact that you interpreted his remarks to include yourself states alot about what you really feel about what you are.
Maybe I am wrong then. There is a lot of hatred for God on this site so maybe I wasn't being clear minded. I would not make excuses for him though. There are a lot of crazy things in the Charismatic circles which Christians should be exposing. When a non believing scoffer does this, it is in poor taste most of the time.

gabosaurus
07-18-2009, 12:54 PM
Some forms of God are hilarious. Namely:

**Fools such as Fred Phelps who claim that they present the "true" Word of God, when actually they represent the hatred, bigotry and disdain that God sought to abolish.

**The current trend toward "megachurches" that substitute "feel good" messages for the actual Gospel, because it draws more people, who contribute more money.

**Idiots who think God only stands for one side of the political spectrum (theirs).

-Cp
07-18-2009, 01:59 PM
Some forms of God are hilarious. Namely:

**Fools such as Fred Phelps who claim that they present the "true" Word of God, when actually they represent the hatred, bigotry and disdain that God sought to abolish.

**The current trend toward "megachurches" that substitute "feel good" messages for the actual Gospel, because it draws more people, who contribute more money.


I can't believe I actually AGREE with Gabby on two issues! :)

avatar4321
07-18-2009, 04:31 PM
Maybe I am wrong then. There is a lot of hatred for God on this site so maybe I wasn't being clear minded. I would not make excuses for him though. There are a lot of crazy things in the Charismatic circles which Christians should be exposing. When a non believing scoffer does this, it is in poor taste most of the time.

I dont know a single person on this site who hate God.

You on the other hand... You act about as Christian as the Pharisees. Can't imagine why people might dislike your lack of charity.

Obey Obey Obey
07-18-2009, 04:49 PM
I dont know a single person on this site who hate God.

You on the other hand... You act about as Christian as the Pharisees. Can't imagine why people might dislike your lack of charity.
You are the one who worships the creature more than the Creator. Shame on you. I will give you some Bible but I know you are so dumbed down, you cannot fathom these verses Jack Ass hater.
1 John 4:20 If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother who he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?

You are too much of a dullard to understand this scripture. God has blinded you and not me. God does not want you. Stay up tonight wondering why God hates your world loving ass.