A sign that our country is doomed

[gabosaurus]

GREELEY, NE—Experts confirmed Monday that a single black crow perched ominously on a fence post in rural Nebraska is almost certainly a harbinger of great doom and despair for all Americans.


"Look, the crow is already upon us, and we can't undo that," the president said at an emergency press conference Monday night. "As our nation faces this unprecedented challenge, it is very important that no one panic, because panicking will only increase the chances of it fidgeting with its talons or perhaps even flapping its wings. And I think we all know what that would mean."

"Oh, crow, why must you taunt us with your unholy knowledge?" the president continued. "Leave us be or make haste with your nefarious doings!"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/97125

[stephanie]

Huh?:poke:

[Little-Acorn]

It's the Muushi finger hold!!!

[Jeff]

The Black crow = Obama

I could of told ya when he got elected we were doomed

[stephanie]

The Black crow = Obama

I could of told ya when he got elected we were doomed

ah, now I Understand...:thumb:

[Binky]

Makes sense to me...however, I still try hard to maintain a positive attitude. Not an easy task since bullpucky flies all over trying to draw one into negativity. It's like getting stuck in a quagmire, once it has a hold on you, it takes strength and endurance to pull out of it.

[Monkeybone]

Dear lord ppl...i've come to like you all, but the link is from the Onion.

I got it Gabs.

[avatar4321]

thought the onion was supposed to be funny.

[Insein]

thought the onion was supposed to be funny.

The onion is supposed to be witty. Witty is not always funny.

[namvet]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/crwo_article_large.article_large.jpg

funny it shows up on his watch

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/10/66/41/10664109_gal.jpg

run !!! its the Osama birds !!!!!