LOL! You Might be a Fundamentalist If

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• ...you think the earth is 6,000 years old

• ...you think Democrats are bad people

• ...you think environmentalists worship the earth

• ...you think God spoke in Elizabethan English

• ...you think everyone except your group/denomination are heretics

• ...you think the Bible teaches capital punishment

• ...you think the Bible teaches the right to bear arms

• ...you think the "Left Behind Series" is serious Bible study

• ...you think America was/is a Christian nation

• ...you expect to disappear in a rapture any day now

• ...you think most poor people are lazy

• ...James Dobson is your hero

• ...the only books you've read on opposing viewpoints are written by authors you agree with

• ...you think allowing homosexuals to marry will end civilization as we know it

• ...you think evolution is a plot from the devil

• ...you think "narrow path" is synonymous with "narrow mind"

• ...you think "the simplicity that is in Christ" means that all of the themes in Scripture can be understood by Forrest Gump

• ...you don't know how to explain the director of The Passion of the Christ being drunk and getting arrested

• ...you're afraid to buy sparkling cider because it looks like wine

LOTS more at:

http://freebelievers.com/article/you-might-be-a-fundamentalist-if

[crin63]

LOL, as a Fundamentalist, I know allot of Fundamentalists and most don't believe most of that stuff. Were used to being mocked by the licentious though.