CSM
12-17-2009, 12:27 PM
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a
moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,
began to tell their stories.. There were all the
regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
Then the teacher realized, much to her dismay,
that only Ernie was left.
'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt
Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane
got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory,
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and
a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the
bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed
her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot
15 of them with the pistol until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife till the
blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with
her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What
kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this
horrible story?'
'Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking.'
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a
moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,
began to tell their stories.. There were all the
regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
Then the teacher realized, much to her dismay,
that only Ernie was left.
'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt
Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane
got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory,
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and
a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the
bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed
her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot
15 of them with the pistol until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife till the
blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with
her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What
kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this
horrible story?'
'Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking.'