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-Cp
01-10-2010, 04:05 PM
Insert major downwhistle here...


Here are a few nuggets for you to get a good laugh about:

Pastor Orders Christian Men to Think Only About Jesus While Masturbating http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/masturbation.html

Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin?
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0502/breastfeeding.html

TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

LOL - there are lots of others on their site:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org

WOW....

-Cp
01-10-2010, 04:22 PM
if stupid was the force these guys would definitely be jedi

chesswarsnow
01-10-2010, 04:33 PM
Sorry bout that,


1. Another strange thing comes this way.
2. Some people will swallow this, not I.


Regards,
SirJamesofTexas

DragonStryk72
01-10-2010, 04:51 PM
if stupid was the force these guys would definitely be jedi

Nah, with that much hate, gotta be Sith

PostmodernProphet
01-10-2010, 05:06 PM
the Landover site is a fake.....weren't you aware of that?......it's like the Onion.....

-Cp
01-10-2010, 05:20 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

chloe
01-10-2010, 08:16 PM
should be in the humor section eh

bullypulpit
01-10-2010, 08:43 PM
Frank Phelps and his inbred clann at Westboro ARE scribble-in-their-own-shit crazy. I mean, they added GOD HATES SWEDES to their little slice of internet heaven. What the hell have they got against turnips?

bullypulpit
01-10-2010, 08:44 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

A parody that is closer to the truth than many would like to think...Heh.

PostmodernProphet
01-10-2010, 09:59 PM
A parody that is closer to the truth than many would like to think...Heh.
???....what would you know about being close to the truth....you've never had the experience......

BoogyMan
01-10-2010, 10:25 PM
A parody that is closer to the truth than many would like to think...Heh.

Only if you consider the liberal nutjob stereotypes of Christians to be truth. Oh.......wait.......

Never mind. :lol:

bullypulpit
01-10-2010, 11:12 PM
Only if you consider the liberal nutjob stereotypes of Christians to be truth. Oh.......wait.......

Never mind. :lol:

Unlike you and your fellow travelers, I don't commit the fallacy of guilt by association. The Christians I know walk it like they talk it...unlike the pharisees and hypocrites that claim the mantle of Christianity only to ignore the Word and teachings of the Savior they claim to follow. Look in the mirror, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Mr. P
01-10-2010, 11:22 PM
Insert major downwhistle here...


Here are a few nuggets for you to get a good laugh about:

Pastor Orders Christian Men to Think Only About Jesus While Masturbating http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1100/masturbation.html

Is Breastfeeding a Gateway Sin?
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0502/breastfeeding.html

TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

LOL - there are lots of others on their site:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org

WOW....


the Landover site is a fake.....weren't you aware of that?......it's like the Onion.....


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

Damn CP, ya stepped in it again! :laugh2:

avatar4321
01-11-2010, 07:26 PM
if stupid was the force these guys would definitely be jedi

And who would be the Sith?

bullypulpit
01-12-2010, 09:28 AM
And who would be the Sith?

Tea-baggers. (aka Tea Party "Patriots")