Luna Tick
01-26-2010, 11:46 PM
Being pregnant makes me hungry. I notice from your avatar photo that you're offering to give people food for saying bad shit about Republicans. I can do that. If I had known is was this easy to get free food from you, I would have gone for this long ago. Here goes:
"Republicans SUCK! They're always ignoring global warming. They don't give a shit if a bunch of people's homes are fucked up by it and people die. They're fine with big corporations reigning supreme in their global tyranny even if it costs the lives of ordinary people who can't get health care. They babble on and on about deficit spending when they've wasted trillions on wars we can't afford and they always throw our budgets out of whack worse than anyone."
Okay, I've held up my end of the bargain. I think that was some pretty good Republican bashing. Now it's time for you to pay up as promised. I'm in the mood for a stuffed-crust pizza with anchovies, pineapple, and onions; some imported German beer, and hot wings. A two-liter bottle of Pepsi would be good too. I'm eating for two, and don't worry, I'm NOT going to abort my baby. You should be happy to send the food since it's your baby too. Remember you knocked me up when I was knocked out drunk. Don't make me get a judge's order for a paternity test. Just send me the food. I'm hungry.
"Republicans SUCK! They're always ignoring global warming. They don't give a shit if a bunch of people's homes are fucked up by it and people die. They're fine with big corporations reigning supreme in their global tyranny even if it costs the lives of ordinary people who can't get health care. They babble on and on about deficit spending when they've wasted trillions on wars we can't afford and they always throw our budgets out of whack worse than anyone."
Okay, I've held up my end of the bargain. I think that was some pretty good Republican bashing. Now it's time for you to pay up as promised. I'm in the mood for a stuffed-crust pizza with anchovies, pineapple, and onions; some imported German beer, and hot wings. A two-liter bottle of Pepsi would be good too. I'm eating for two, and don't worry, I'm NOT going to abort my baby. You should be happy to send the food since it's your baby too. Remember you knocked me up when I was knocked out drunk. Don't make me get a judge's order for a paternity test. Just send me the food. I'm hungry.