Roadrunner
02-09-2010, 07:24 AM
Conservatives' 31 days of compliments for President Obama:
1) He looks great in a suit.
2) Obama never smokes in public.
3) President Obama likes dogs.
4) He has a big, beautiful smile and nice white teeth.
5) He bows beautifully.
6) He always has a nice crease in his trousers and well-shined shoes.
7) Our President never looks scruffy, frumpy or sloppy.
8) Obama likes real man sports, like football and basketball.
9) Obama speaks well, with no noticeable negro dialect, and he makes people forget he's black. (Harry Reid and Chris Matthews said these were good things, right?)
10) More than any other President, Obama has awakened a nation of apathetic Americans.
11) This President can make Nancy Pelosi jump up and down (view State of the Union addresses).
12) Obama is an excellent community organizer: he inspired and motivated the wildly successful Tea Party Movement.
13) The President's speeches evoke bipartisan response: everyone weighs in after he speaks.
14) Obama has reduced the number of lobbyists in Washington by hiring them.
15) President Obama is the best TelePrompTer reader ever. Bet you didn't know we had corpsemen serving in the military!
16) Our President is like Lady Gaga, you can't read his poker face. (When Obama lies, he has no "tell-tell" signs that he's lying, which would make him an excellent poker player.)
17) Obama makes George W. Bush look like a fiscal conservative. He makes us miss Dubya, actually, as much as we hate to admit it.
18) With 31 czars for him and 24 staff for his wife, President Obama has fulfilled his campaign promise to create jobs and reduce unemployment.
19) Millions of Americans have finally read the Constitution, thanks to President Obama.
20) No longer is Jimmy Carter the worst president ever.
21) President Obama is a realist: he openly admits he could be a one-term president.
22) Obama's a great salesman: memberships in the NRA and Heritage Foundation are way up.
23) The President stimulated two all-American industries, gun and ammunition manufacturing, without loaning either industry a single dime of bailout money.
24) Obama has a nice, natural tan. Hey, is that why he wants to tax tanning booths for the rest of us?
25) The President got Harry Reid to show his true colors, literally.
26) Thanks to Obama, millions of Americans have come out of the closet, admitting that they are, indeed, flag-waving, gun-toting, Bible-clinging conservatives.
27) Obama promises to campaign for Harry Reid, just as he did for Martha Coakley in Massachusetts and Democratic gubernatorial candidates in New Jersey and Virginia. Nevada thanks you, Mr. President!
28) President Obama has driven conservatives back into the Republican party, helping revive the Party's historically conservative roots.
29) This president has damaged the Democratic Party more than any other president in history.
30) Every day President Obama stays in office, he's one day closer to leaving.
31) Obama has single-handedly provided the impetus for "2010: The Second Revolution."
1) He looks great in a suit.
2) Obama never smokes in public.
3) President Obama likes dogs.
4) He has a big, beautiful smile and nice white teeth.
5) He bows beautifully.
6) He always has a nice crease in his trousers and well-shined shoes.
7) Our President never looks scruffy, frumpy or sloppy.
8) Obama likes real man sports, like football and basketball.
9) Obama speaks well, with no noticeable negro dialect, and he makes people forget he's black. (Harry Reid and Chris Matthews said these were good things, right?)
10) More than any other President, Obama has awakened a nation of apathetic Americans.
11) This President can make Nancy Pelosi jump up and down (view State of the Union addresses).
12) Obama is an excellent community organizer: he inspired and motivated the wildly successful Tea Party Movement.
13) The President's speeches evoke bipartisan response: everyone weighs in after he speaks.
14) Obama has reduced the number of lobbyists in Washington by hiring them.
15) President Obama is the best TelePrompTer reader ever. Bet you didn't know we had corpsemen serving in the military!
16) Our President is like Lady Gaga, you can't read his poker face. (When Obama lies, he has no "tell-tell" signs that he's lying, which would make him an excellent poker player.)
17) Obama makes George W. Bush look like a fiscal conservative. He makes us miss Dubya, actually, as much as we hate to admit it.
18) With 31 czars for him and 24 staff for his wife, President Obama has fulfilled his campaign promise to create jobs and reduce unemployment.
19) Millions of Americans have finally read the Constitution, thanks to President Obama.
20) No longer is Jimmy Carter the worst president ever.
21) President Obama is a realist: he openly admits he could be a one-term president.
22) Obama's a great salesman: memberships in the NRA and Heritage Foundation are way up.
23) The President stimulated two all-American industries, gun and ammunition manufacturing, without loaning either industry a single dime of bailout money.
24) Obama has a nice, natural tan. Hey, is that why he wants to tax tanning booths for the rest of us?
25) The President got Harry Reid to show his true colors, literally.
26) Thanks to Obama, millions of Americans have come out of the closet, admitting that they are, indeed, flag-waving, gun-toting, Bible-clinging conservatives.
27) Obama promises to campaign for Harry Reid, just as he did for Martha Coakley in Massachusetts and Democratic gubernatorial candidates in New Jersey and Virginia. Nevada thanks you, Mr. President!
28) President Obama has driven conservatives back into the Republican party, helping revive the Party's historically conservative roots.
29) This president has damaged the Democratic Party more than any other president in history.
30) Every day President Obama stays in office, he's one day closer to leaving.
31) Obama has single-handedly provided the impetus for "2010: The Second Revolution."