namvet
03-31-2010, 03:43 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu.....
Tourist:$5.00
Broiled Missionary:$10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of shit, it takes all morning"
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu.....
Tourist:$5.00
Broiled Missionary:$10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of shit, it takes all morning"