Man Charged With Masturbating In Store

[LiberalNation]

:lame2:

http://www.wlky.com/news/23673509/detail.html

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Louisville man has been charged with indecent exposure after witnesses said he masturbated in front of them.

According to arrest records, Glen B. Altman, 50, was seen masturbating in a store near children and other patrons.

Witnesses said Altman went outside by a pay phone and continued masturbating.

According to arrest records, the stores surveillance cameras caught this on tape.

The store owner is also obtaining the names of other children who were in the store, according to arrest records

[Trinity]

Ok I have to apologize before I even post just because this thought popped into my head after reading this and made me laugh yeah I'll probably get shit for it but keep in mind I'm not serious................it's a joke.....

50 year old man discovers he is having issues getting it up...he decides to branch out to the local walmart to see if he can get a rise out of it....:laugh2:

[Mr. P]

Ok I have to apologize before I even post just because this thought popped into my head after reading this and made me laugh yeah I'll probably get shit for it but keep in mind I'm not serious................it's a joke.....

50 year old man discovers he is having issues getting it up...he decides to branch out to the local walmart to see if he can get a rise out of it....:laugh2:

Yeah, keep yer day job a comic you ain't. :poke:

[Trinity]

Yeah, keep yer day job a comic you ain't. :poke:

:laugh2: I never claimed to be....however my youngest could be the next Jim Carey if I could get his ass over the shyness.....

[Mr. P]

:laugh2: I never claimed to be....however my youngest could be the next Jim Carey if I could get his ass over the shyness.....

Download this for him..It's free and he can record his stuff..even e-mail it in mp3. Maybe that'll help..who knows?

http://audacity.sourceforge.net/

[82Marine89]

:lame2:

http://www.wlky.com/news/23673509/detail.html

LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Louisville man has been charged with indecent exposure after witnesses said he masturbated in front of them.

According to arrest records, Glen B. Altman, 50, was seen masturbating in a store near children and other patrons.

Witnesses said Altman went outside by a pay phone and continued masturbating.

According to arrest records, the stores surveillance cameras caught this on tape.

The store owner is also obtaining the names of other children who were in the store, according to arrest records

Stuff like this rubs me the wrong way.