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Hobbit
05-02-2007, 10:50 AM
The Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa has decided to 'go green.' They've installed low-flow toilets (never mind that these Yugos of the toilet world take about 10 flushes just to flush pee), solar lighting, and many other energy-efficient add-ons. Nothing wrong with that, but, in what is yet further evidence of the blurring line distinguishing global warming from a true religion, all of the Gideon Bibles in the hotel have been replaced with copies of Al Gore's book, "An Inconvenient Truth."

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=afIESX3LdgnQ&refer=us

Hagbard Celine
05-02-2007, 11:05 AM
I don't think they're designed for those wishing to unload after a night at the Golden Corral buffet trough.

Hobbit
05-02-2007, 11:18 AM
I don't think they're designed for those wishing to unload after a night at the Golden Corral buffet trough.

No, they're designed for tofu and alfalfa sprout hippies whose crap looks like rabbit droppings.

glockmail
05-02-2007, 11:26 AM
What's a Liberal Feminist's dilema? A waterless urinal. :laugh2:

Baron Von Esslingen
05-02-2007, 12:20 PM
No, they're designed for tofu and alfalfa sprout hippies whose crap looks like rabbit droppings.

And you would know all about this because.....?

Hobbit
05-02-2007, 12:38 PM
And you would know all about this because.....?

I'm assuming. I think it's reasonable to believe that if you eat like a rabbit, you'll also crap like a rabbit...

Hagbard Celine
05-02-2007, 01:02 PM
I'm assuming. I think it's reasonable to believe that if you eat like a rabbit, you'll also crap like a rabbit...

Yeah, some of us aren't quite as full of sh*t as others are.

gabosaurus
05-02-2007, 02:57 PM
I'm assuming. I think it's reasonable to believe that if you eat like a rabbit, you'll also crap like a rabbit...

So what does that say about you Hogs? :laugh2:

Gaffer
05-02-2007, 03:10 PM
So what does that say about you Hogs? :laugh2:

It says muslims won't hang around us.