Thanks For The Memories Pelosi

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[NightTrain]

Nice one, NV. Here's a quick Pelosi joke :

Nancy Pelosi is in her chauffeured limo, driving through rural America. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check…you were driving.”

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old.

“You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,” says Nancy.

Two hours later the chauffeur returns, totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

“My God, what happened to you?” asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey, the wife gave me a great meal, and the daughter made love to me.”

“What on earth did you say?” asks Nancy.

“I just knocked on the door and when it opened, I said, “I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.”

[SassyLady]

Nice one, NV. Here's a quick Pelosi joke :

Nancy Pelosi is in her chauffeured limo, driving through rural America. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check…you were driving.”

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old.

“You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,” says Nancy.

Two hours later the chauffeur returns, totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

“My God, what happened to you?” asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey, the wife gave me a great meal, and the daughter made love to me.”

“What on earth did you say?” asks Nancy.

“I just knocked on the door and when it opened, I said, “I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.”

This made me laugh so hard it scared the dog!! :laugh2::laugh2: