REDWHITEBLUE2
05-06-2007, 10:59 AM
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
>bottle on the sand picked it up.
>>
>> Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
>said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
>>
>> Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't<BR>you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
anything."
>
>>
>> The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
>be returned to that bottle forever."
>>
>> Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of
the
>woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American
women
>in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
>>
>> " The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
>>
>> The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
>Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side
>>
>> His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
>insurance.
>>
>> God is good.
>bottle on the sand picked it up.
>>
>> Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
>said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
>>
>> Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't<BR>you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
anything."
>
>>
>> The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
>be returned to that bottle forever."
>>
>> Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of
the
>woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American
women
>in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
>>
>> " The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
>>
>> The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
>Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side
>>
>> His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
>insurance.
>>
>> God is good.