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KarlMarx
04-28-2011, 09:18 PM
10. A bag of dog turds, if properly used, can fertilize a garden, having Obama for president just fertilizes the whole country
9. A bag of dog turds can be a public health menace, just like Obama care is shaping up to be
8. A bag of dog turds is nearly worthless, having Obama as a president has made the dollar worth about as much
7. A bag of dog turds has never created a job, having Obama as a president has destroyed millions
6. Our enemies don't respect a bag of dog turds, our enemies don't respect us in spite of the fact that Obama is president
5. Our friends don't respect a bag of dog turds, either, neither do our friends now that Obama is president
4. You can't defend the country with a bad of dog turds, having Obama for President means that we soon won't be able to defend the country
3. A bag of dog turds never goes on vacation during a national emergency, which is more than I can say for President Obama
2. A bag of dog turds just sits there and doesn't accomplish anything... just like our president
1. You have to pick up after a bag of dog turds, just like Obama's successor is going to have to pick up after him