View Full Version : If J.T was a display of friendship.....
chloe
08-19-2011, 09:00 PM
which would he be ?
chloe
08-19-2011, 09:04 PM
I feel he's really an affectionate display of friendship.;)
KartRacerBoy
08-20-2011, 12:41 PM
Chloe, you really do try HARD to create a sense of community.
Herpes isn't on the list so I didin't vote.
ConHog
08-20-2011, 12:50 PM
Chloe, you really do try HARD to create a sense of community.
Herpes isn't on the list so I didin't vote.
You're really starting to piss me off. I completely disagree with everything you stand for politically but goddamit I just can't help but like you. LOL:laugh2:
chloe
08-20-2011, 12:52 PM
Chloe, you really do try HARD to create a sense of community.
Herpes isn't on the list so I didin't vote.
You CAD !!!
ConHog
08-20-2011, 12:57 PM
You CAD !!!
Chloe , I for one thing it's commendable that you try to make even the most vile, disgusting, pathetic , wormiest posters feel like they are part of the club so to speak.
I imagine you as the type of woman who would pick up the nastiest, most disgusting , dirtiest, mange ridden cat off the side of the road and bring it home and try to make nice with it. Nothing wrong with that, just make sure it doesn't scratch you and give you some of its diseases.
chloe
08-20-2011, 01:13 PM
Chloe , I for one thing it's commendable that you try to make even the most vile, disgusting, pathetic , wormiest posters feel like they are part of the club so to speak.
I imagine you as the type of woman who would pick up the nastiest, most disgusting , dirtiest, mange ridden cat off the side of the road and bring it home and try to make nice with it. Nothing wrong with that, just make sure it doesn't scratch you and give you some of its diseases.
as a matter of fact that cats name is Mr Man, and he does bite so I learned to give him space:laugh2:
KartRacerBoy
08-20-2011, 01:23 PM
You're really starting to piss me off. I completely disagree with everything you stand for politically but goddamit I just can't help but like you. LOL:laugh2:
Sucks to be you!!!:dance:
ConHog
08-20-2011, 01:27 PM
Sucks to be you!!!:dance:
Actually, it rocks to be me. It is what every young man should strive for :D
KartRacerBoy
08-20-2011, 01:33 PM
Actually, it rocks to be me. It is what every young man should strive for :D
Only if they wanted an imaginary, mediocre Ferrari. :laugh:
ConHog
08-20-2011, 02:03 PM
Only if they wanted an imaginary, mediocre Ferrari. :laugh:
Nothing mediocre about that car.
By the by I'm not OCA so you're not going to ruffle my feathers so easily. Put some effort into it man.
KartRacerBoy
08-20-2011, 02:49 PM
Nothing mediocre about that car.
By the by I'm not OCA so you're not going to ruffle my feathers so easily. Put some effort into it man.
I'm not trying to ruffle your feathers. I'm just saying if you're going to pick a cool, imaginary car, the Ferrari you chose was a medicocre "supercar" at best. Much better than almost all lowbrow sportscars, but by no means the equal of even it's successor or many contemporaries.
Hey, that's a debate topic! Let's debate the quality of the so-so Ferrari you pretended to own! :lol:
ConHog
08-20-2011, 03:16 PM
I'm not trying to ruffle your feathers. I'm just saying if you're going to pick a cool, imaginary car, the Ferrari you chose was a medicocre "supercar" at best. Much better than almost all lowbrow sportscars, but by no means the equal of even it's successor or many contemporaries.
Hey, that's a debate topic! Let's debate the quality of the so-so Ferrari you pretended to own! :lol:
wait a minute now. NO ONE ever said Ferrari and quality belonged in the same sentence. They do not.
That would be similar to saying Subaru and manly go together. :laugh2:
PostmodernProphet
08-20-2011, 03:47 PM
you forgot "loaning a friend a match at a KKK cross burning".........
chloe
08-20-2011, 06:29 PM
you forgot "loaning a friend a match at a KKK cross burning".........
:laugh2: ohh yes I forgot that one
sundaydriver
08-20-2011, 07:09 PM
wait a minute now. NO ONE ever said Ferrari and quality belonged in the same sentence. They do not.
That would be similar to saying Subaru and manly go together. :laugh2:
I found this video of Kart & his Subaru on youtube. Something I wouldn't try in my Ferrari!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrCHLqit2K8&feature=player_detailpage#t=0s
KartRacerBoy
08-20-2011, 07:24 PM
I found this video of Kart & his Subaru on youtube. Something I wouldn't try in my Ferrari!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrCHLqit2K8&feature=player_detailpage#t=0s
:laugh:
Well, it was an EXCELLENT way to settle my 1st divorce. Jealous bastard, But man, she was HUGE. Like a horse!
!
logroller
08-20-2011, 07:55 PM
wait a minute now. NO ONE ever said Ferrari and quality belonged in the same sentence. They do not.
That would be similar to saying Subaru and manly go together. :laugh2:
Quality? yes, dependability, no.
I was once at a friends house in the malibu hills and his neighbor, the founder of Baja Fresh, got his 355 spyder stuck in a wash which crossed the road. We pulled it out with my friend's corvette. I wish I'd of taken a picture, it was a funny sight. It'd be like street racing rock crawlers.
ConHog
08-20-2011, 07:59 PM
Quality? yes, dependability, no.
I was once at a friends house in the malibu hills and his neighbor, the founder of Baja Fresh, got his 355 spyder stuck in a wash which crossed the road. We pulled it out with my friend's corvette. I wish I'd of taken a picture, it was a funny sight. It'd be like street racing rock crawlers.
Oh, well that's part of their charm . Actually all the newer exotics have pretty good dependability though.
chloe
08-20-2011, 08:52 PM
My Step dad collects cars, he has a lot of Mustangs, and old classic cars to restore, and he is now learning how to build hot rods.
I don't know anything about cars, but when I go to the car shows with my stepdad I point and say I like that one, over the years I have learned that what I like are Bentleys and Rolls Royces but only old classic ones.
Prince Lemon
08-20-2011, 09:19 PM
which would he be ?A wink I think.:)
which would he be ?
Any or all of the above, depending upon the timing.
But you left off the ball-gag, black leather, whips and chains. What's up with that? :cool:
fj1200
08-21-2011, 09:47 AM
But you left off the ball-gag, black leather, whips and chains. What's up with that? :cool:
I think more this...
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2DeRS5Lr-mcZAzc7QVPCVkeK6BdWOcazQfOiyxJtOUZPDWTGA (http://www.google.com/imgres?q=plushies+and+furries&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1207&bih=871&tbm=isch&tbnid=_Fw0_bpeYUoStM:&imgrefurl=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/28/bay-area_furries/page3.html&docid=6x-cfMtwhmo7eM&w=419&h=599&ei=GhpRTouiJpO4twfYnJSmBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=591&vpy=282&dur=1621&hovh=269&hovw=188&tx=91&ty=129&page=3&tbnh=173&tbnw=129&start=46&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:46)
... at his local community college Plushies and Furries day.
I think more this...
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2DeRS5Lr-mcZAzc7QVPCVkeK6BdWOcazQfOiyxJtOUZPDWTGA (http://www.google.com/imgres?q=plushies+and+furries&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1207&bih=871&tbm=isch&tbnid=_Fw0_bpeYUoStM:&imgrefurl=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/28/bay-area_furries/page3.html&docid=6x-cfMtwhmo7eM&w=419&h=599&ei=GhpRTouiJpO4twfYnJSmBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=591&vpy=282&dur=1621&hovh=269&hovw=188&tx=91&ty=129&page=3&tbnh=173&tbnw=129&start=46&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:46)
... at his local community college Plushies and Furries day.
Nope. He's more "whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks" than "pass the catnip".
But can he ever mix up a drink ... just beware the fizzy blue ones. ;)
chloe
08-21-2011, 10:05 AM
Any or all of the above, depending upon the timing.
But you left off the ball-gag, black leather, whips and chains. What's up with that? :cool:
I felt like he was more old fashioned:rolleyes:
I felt like he was more old fashioned:rolleyes:
Boy, did you feel him wrong. ;)
chloe
08-21-2011, 10:09 AM
Boy, did you feel him wrong. ;)
dang, I am always doing that....so he wouldn't offer me his fedora in the rain???;)
dang, I am always doing that....so he wouldn't offer me his fedora in the rain???;)
Actually, if you're a lady, he's quite the gentleman and probably would not only offer you his fedora but spread his coat over the puddle at your feet and give you his arm while he escorted you across.
chloe
08-21-2011, 10:16 AM
Actually, if you're a lady, he's quite the gentleman and probably would not only offer you his fedora but spread his coat over the puddle at your feet and give you his arm while he escorted you across.
Neat :) ........obviously I am only joking around as I could be his mama (too old), but I suspected he was a darling.
Neat :) ........obviously I am only joking around as I could be his mama (too old), but I suspected he was a darling.
Of course, once he escorted you across the puddle and back to the house - then comes the ball gag, black leather, whips and chains. :cool:
Sir Evil
08-21-2011, 10:23 AM
Nope. He's more "whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks"
Then he will slip something in your drink and when you pass out he will cut out your kidney just for something to play with type? :laugh2:
Then he will slip something in your drink and when you pass out he will cut out your kidney just for something to play with type? :laugh2:
Definitely will slip something in your drink but if he cuts out your kidney when you pass out, he'll be a good American and sell it for beer money. ;)
chloe
08-21-2011, 10:29 AM
Of course, once he escorted you across the puddle and back to the house - then comes the ball gag, black leather, whips and chains. :cool:
Yikes !@!! He's better matched with that Sassylady haha:laugh2:
Sir Evil
08-21-2011, 10:31 AM
Definitely will slip something in your drink but if he cuts out your kidney when you pass out, he'll be a good American and sell it for beer money. ;)
:smoke:
I am always right! :laugh2:
:smoke:
I am always right! :laugh2:
"Always" is an absolute, you know ... :cool:
ConHog
08-21-2011, 04:39 PM
I'm actually saddened to see that I am not the only person on this board who suspects JT may have a female teenage body stuffed in his freezer.
chloe
08-21-2011, 05:56 PM
He just reminds me a intellectual
fj1200
08-21-2011, 10:17 PM
I'm actually saddened to see that I am not the only person on this board who suspects JT may have a female teenage body stuffed in his freezer.
Was that a poll option? :slap:
Actually, for the cultural anthropologists among you, I came/come from a hugging culture. Where I come from, the norms are basically this for non-formal encounters:
-When two female acquaintances or a male and a female acquaintance meet, hugs are usually exchanged
-With two males, it takes the form of a quick embrace. This, however, is generally only the case among close friends. Less familiar acquaintances generally make no physical contact.
The whole breaking-of-bread thing is also strongly in effect 'round these parts. You can judge pretty quickly whether or not someone is welcome by whether or not others will eat/drink after them. Among acquaintances, eating/drinking after others is generally not considered a big deal, though it's not uncommon for everyone to refuse to touch food 'contaminated' by someone unknown or unwelcome. Inviting someone to join in eating is a common form of welcome or an offering of peace. Attempting to join a group that is eating without being invited is considered offensive and taboo and is likely to result in alienation. Of course, failure to reciprocate and offer to others when you have food/drink is considered extremely rude and is a fast way to lose one's social capital. This probably has something to do with the fact that many of us were homeless at various points (as is still the case with many of those who congregate today in some of the old hangouts- people seem to cycle in and out), which meant that such small displays held quite a bit of symbolic value and the entire culture was somewhat collectivist in this regard (though personal property is sacrosanct and few things are considered as terrible an offense as theft or the mooching).
I'm actually saddened to see that I am not the only person on this board who suspects JT may have a female teenage body stuffed in his freezer.
Packed, not stuffed. Organization is important. Ovaries are in the left, uteri are on the right...
SassyLady
08-22-2011, 12:00 AM
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Yikes !@!! He's better matched with that Sassylady haha:laugh2:
Just because I dress like this????
chloe
08-22-2011, 08:17 AM
23732374
Just because I dress like this????
:laugh2: Yes I believe you would be more his type based on attire wink
logroller
08-25-2011, 07:24 PM
Oh, well that's part of their charm . Actually all the newer exotics have pretty good dependability though.
Of course by newer , you mean less than 10000 miles. then its time to buy a new clutch, brakes, and other consumables. I mean, everything is dependable if you maintain it properly. I few years ago I looked into a Maserati. They're affordable after their warranties expire, about $40-60K. Went so far as to test drive one. Started talking about maintenance; the guy was very honest and said I should expect to spend about a thousand a month, depending on mileage, to keep them running properly. but ~$1 per mile to maintain. i decided a boat was a better place to sink $1000/mo, but my wife thought a bigger house was better. Now our extra money goes into furnishing the larger house. :laugh:
ConHog
08-25-2011, 07:50 PM
One display of friendship he would NOT be is humor. The motherfucker has NO sense of humor whatsoever.
chloe
08-25-2011, 08:12 PM
One display of friendship he would NOT be is humor. The motherfucker has NO sense of humor whatsoever.
Yeah he broke up with me because he LOATHES my humor, he said it ain't working out bitch, adios.....
I said don't you mean farewell? Adios is spanish and we know how you feel about all that...:rolleyes:
Sir Evil
08-25-2011, 08:27 PM
Yeah he broke up with me because he LOATHES my humor, he said it ain't working out bitch, adios.....
I said don't you mean farewell? Adios is spanish and we know how you feel about all that...:rolleyes:
JT is a necrophealiac, he has no use for a girlfriend....
Gaffer
08-25-2011, 08:30 PM
JT is a necrophealiac, he has no use for a girlfriend....
He did have an Uncle Fester look about him.
ConHog
08-25-2011, 08:31 PM
Yeah he broke up with me because he LOATHES my humor, he said it ain't working out bitch, adios.....
I said don't you mean farewell? Adios is spanish and we know how you feel about all that...:rolleyes:
I in noway believe JT dated a live woman, EVER.
Sir Evil
08-25-2011, 08:35 PM
He did have an Uncle Fester look about him.
:laugh2:
Sir Evil
08-25-2011, 08:39 PM
I in noway believe JT dated a live woman, EVER.
Dude is just misunderstood...... :laugh2:
chloe
08-25-2011, 08:46 PM
Well I thought he was cute and greatly liked the fedora, but of course he is much too young a fella for me......believe me I cried about it until Jess told me all the horror stories YIKES then I cried for sassylady because her cougering curiosty might get her ass a slap and her mouth gagged.
I do feel the need to protect him against Luna Tick, I noticed she has his pic as her desk top background now, she's such a dreamer or stalker:rolleyes:
Prince Lemon
08-25-2011, 09:48 PM
I don't do any judgements here.
ConHog
08-25-2011, 10:06 PM
I don't do any judgements here.
That's because you're sour puss who is one day going to discover that he is a homosexual. Judging others and finding them below yourself is one of the finer pleasures in life.
Binky
08-26-2011, 12:00 PM
Well, as for myself, I don't particularly care for polls. They don't really give one an accurate count etc. of whatever is being polled. Everyone has the ability in them to be an idiot at various times throughout his/her life. No one is perfect. I'm not into cloning everyone to be like everyone else, and I prefer people to be the jerks they can be as it gives me a lot of laughs. And since I work out in the public, a huge amount of laughs are always coming my way. What one may consider to be a huge putz could very well turn out to be a real gem in the bed..... And then again, that gem could just lie there looking all shiny until on closer look you discover it has flaws. Go figure. :laugh2:
One display of friendship he would NOT be is humor. The motherfucker has NO sense of humor whatsoever. Are you sure we're talking about the same guy, CH?
Cuz my boy J has a wicked sense of humor. Yes, it's warped, macabre and irreverent but that's probably why it works for me.
Maybe it's just too intellectual and upper-crust for some ....
Wow! I ALMOST typed that without laughing. : D
Well I thought he was cute and greatly liked the fedora, but of course he is much too young a fella for me......believe me I cried about it until Jess told me all the horror stories YIKES then I cried for sassylady because her cougering curiosty might get her ass a slap and her mouth gagged.
I do feel the need to protect him against Luna Tick, I noticed she has his pic as her desk top background now, she's such a dreamer or stalker:rolleyes:
Meh - Luna will be fine. He'll be as much of a gentleman as she wants. But when he tosses her over his shoulder and heads to the bed room with a can of whipped cream, #9 wire, duct tape, an ostrich feather, bees wax, a dozen eggs, a weed eater and a live chicken ... Well, let's just say she'll never be quite the same person. And she won't care. True story.
I used to be all shy and innocent n such. After being around J on the internet for a while now, I know things I never imagined and am only partially as angelic. *sigh* ;)
Dude is just misunderstood...... :laugh2:
Aren't we all?
You should hear what they say about you, SirE. ;)
fj1200
08-26-2011, 01:13 PM
But when he tosses her over his shoulder...
Have you seen his picture? I think it'll be the other way around.
ConHog
08-26-2011, 01:39 PM
Have you seen his picture? I think it'll be the other way around.
I've heard that he's a tiny Tim, and that he is size proportional. :laugh2:
Gaffer
08-26-2011, 01:51 PM
I've heard that he's a tiny Tim, and that he is size proportional. :laugh2:
Needle Dick the bug fucker? :eek:
ConHog
08-26-2011, 03:25 PM
This thread could have been more fun if Chloe would have titled it
"If JT were an STD, which one would he be?"
:laugh2:
BTW, the correct answer to THAT question is herpes.
chloe
08-26-2011, 03:39 PM
Meh - Luna will be fine. He'll be as much of a gentleman as she wants. But when he tosses her over his shoulder and heads to the bed room with a can of whipped cream, #9 wire, duct tape, an ostrich feather, bees wax, a dozen eggs, a weed eater and a live chicken ... Well, let's just say she'll never be quite the same person. And she won't care. True story.
I used to be all shy and innocent n such. After being around J on the internet for a while now, I know things I never imagined and am only partially as angelic. *sigh* ;)
I ain't worried about Luna Tick, as she a confident whore she has nazi S & M fantasies, I was more skeered for J.T, so I am protecting him from Luna, :laugh2:
chloe
08-26-2011, 03:42 PM
Well, as for myself, I don't particularly care for polls. They don't really give one an accurate count etc. of whatever is being polled. Everyone has the ability in them to be an idiot at various times throughout his/her life. No one is perfect. I'm not into cloning everyone to be like everyone else, and I prefer people to be the jerks they can be as it gives me a lot of laughs. And since I work out in the public, a huge amount of laughs are always coming my way. What one may consider to be a huge putz could very well turn out to be a real gem in the bed..... And then again, that gem could just lie there looking all shiny until on closer look you discover it has flaws. Go figure. :laugh2:
What the Hell are you going on about??? :laugh2: Just admit you want to Hug him Woman!!! Poles/polls schmoos that's what it's all about wink.....
just stirring it up baby....like you know I will
Binky
08-27-2011, 08:35 AM
What the Hell are you going on about??? :laugh2: Just admit you want to Hug him Woman!!! Poles/polls schmoos that's what it's all about wink.....
just stirring it up baby....like you know I will
That's what I do, ramble. If ya don't like it, tough cookies. I put up with your ramblings. On occasion, you can put up with mine. :upyours: :laugh::laugh::laugh:
chloe
08-27-2011, 01:16 PM
That's what I do, ramble. If ya don't like it, tough cookies. I put up with your ramblings. On occasion, you can put up with mine. :upyours: :laugh::laugh::laugh:
you ramble and I will stir the turd:laugh2:
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