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J.T
09-15-2011, 09:23 AM
Do you pay too much in taxes? Sure you do. Here’s a terrific way you can save a bundle, that’s perfectly legal. First, figure out how much you pay in total expenses for housing – rent, mortgage, etc. Say it’s $20,000 a year, to pick a round number. Then, go to your employer and say “Instead of giving me $20,000 in something you call ‘salary,’ give me the same $20,000 in something you call a ‘housing allowance.’ That way, I won’t have to pay any taxes on that $20,000, which will save me many thousands of dollars a year!”
I know what you’re thinking: that’s too easy. The government would never let you get away with a scam like that, because it would say that being paid $20,000 of “housing allowance” is exactly the same as being paid $20,000 of “salary” – which it is. But the law is right there, in Section 107 (http://www.taxalmanac.org/index.php/Internal_Revenue_Code:Sec._107._Rental_value_of_pa rsonages) of the Internal Revenue Code. There’s only one catch: you have to be a “minister of the gospel”


Here’s my first question: Why can’t rabbis get this? Or imams? Or Buddhist monks? Last time I checked, none of these guys had anything to do with the “gospel,” which is universally defined as the first four books of the New Testament. I guess this is what the fundamentalists are talking about when say America is a “Christian nation.”
Here’s my next question: Once I get ordained, can I get this boondoggle for more than one home? That’s an important issue, because these days with government promoting religion at every turn lots of God experts are making lots of money, and have homes all over the place. Recently the Tax Court came down with a definitive ruling (http://www.christianpost.com/news/tax-breaks-for-clergy-stir-controversy-54739/): the sky’s the limit, and “ministers of the gospel” can get tax-free housing allowances for as many mansions as they can con their flocks into paying for...
“Minister of the gospel” Rick Warren, President Obama’s favorite pastor, knows there are lots of other costs, too. So a few years back he started excluding from his tax return items like insurance, repairs, utilities, new furniture, even his gardeners



http://www.secularnewsdaily.com/2011/09/12/the-tax-scam-from-heaven/

Poke
09-15-2011, 08:12 PM
From the article,

Half of Americans don’t pay Social Security tax, Medicare tax, telephone tax, or tax on their beer? How can I get into that half?
I have the same question.

ConHog
09-15-2011, 08:35 PM
From the article,

I have the same question.

I fail to see how people could even live with themselves being leeches who pay hardly anything in taxes .

cadet
11-18-2011, 10:06 AM
I fail to see how people could even live with themselves being leeches who pay hardly anything in taxes .

well, lets see, money toward tax's that go for people that don't work... keep hard earned cash... i know what i want! :happy0203: